If you’ve spent some time on the internet, you might have heard a vicious rumor that Australia is a gigantic penal colony where every organism has evolved into a sophisticated killing machine. We did a little of research and it turns out these rumors are 100% accurate. Let’s take a look at all the ways Australia is borderline uninhabitable:
Just Two Demon Spawn Fighting For Who Gets To Eat Who
Fact: Fire Tornadoes Kill Seven Thousand Australians A Day
Lord Of The Underworld Eats Deceased Mephistopheles Minion
Oh Look, A Couple Of Thigh-Sized Insects Are Eating Each Other!
Another Day In Australia: Hound Of Hell Eats A Washed Up Dinosaur
Fresh Water Sharks Are A Thing
Gigantic Predatory Bug Becomes Food For Other Gigantic Predatory Bug
Oh, Someone Found A Crocodile The Size Of A Truck! Or As It’s Known In Australia, Tuesday
In Australia, Spiders Eat Birds
This Is One Of The Most Deadly Animals On The Planet
This Kangaroo Served 10 Years For Manslaughter And Now Wants Revenge
These Ostriches Just Robbed 3 Banks
A Python Eating A Crocodile, Because Why Not?
