Ashley Naftule, Author On Runt Of The Web

Ashley Naftule

Ashley Naftule is a writer & performer from Phoenix, AZ. He produces the "7 Minutes in Heaven" variety show series at Space 55, and has been published in The Hard Times, Phoenix New Times, Truth Bang, Spiral Nature, Four Chambers Press, Dark City Mystery Magazine, PHX SUX, FilmBar, and De'Lunula. He won 3rd place in the 2014 Phoenix Air Sex competition and has been training to get the gold ever since.

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Fuckboi Completes Rite Of Passage To Become Fuckman

Fuckboi Completes Rite Of Passage To Become Fuckman

Junkie Pretty Sure This Intervention Is Part Of The Escape Room Experience

Junkie Pretty Sure This Intervention Is Part Of The Escape Room Experience

Mushroom Kingdom Switches From Gold Standard To Bitcoin

Mushroom Kingdom Switches From Gold Standard To Bitcoin

God Worried Capital’s Move To Jerusalem Pushes Armageddon Too Far Ahead Of Schedule

God Worried Capital’s Move To Jerusalem Pushes Armageddon Too Far Ahead Of Schedule

Archaeologists Uncover Strange Paintings On Walls Of Man Cave

Archaeologists Uncover Strange Paintings On Walls Of Man Cave

Kevin Spacey Taking Break From Acting To Focus On Catholic Priesthood Training

Kevin Spacey Taking Break From Acting To Focus On Catholic Priesthood Training

Now That I’m A Father I’m Only Going To Sexually Harass Age-Appropriate Women

Now That I’m A Father I’m Only Going To Sexually Harass Age-Appropriate Women

God Commands Joel Osteen To Build Ark And Gather 2 Of Every Upper-Class White Texan Donor

God Commands Joel Osteen To Build Ark And Gather 2 Of Every Upper-Class White Texan Donor

Scientists Move Flavor Flav Doomsday Clock Closer To Midnight

Scientists Move Flavor Flav Doomsday Clock Closer To Midnight

School Bully Eager To Workshop New Material In Gym Class

School Bully Eager To Workshop New Material In Gym Class

Third Grade Teacher Optimistic Drug Habit Will Be Kicked Before First Day Of Class

Third Grade Teacher Optimistic Drug Habit Will Be Kicked Before First Day Of Class

Stripper’s Real Name Isn’t Candy

Stripper’s Real Name Isn’t Candy