Studies Show That Green Tea Can Help You Lose Up To 10 Pounds A Week When Paired With Meth!

Studies Show That Green Tea Can Help You Lose Up To 10 Pounds A Week When Paired With Meth!

Green tea, which can slightly increase metabolism, and "crank", which makes your body internally eat itself, nicely complement one another!
Woman Who Gave Up Social Media For Lent Can Now Sympathize With Christ’s Suffering

Woman Who Gave Up Social Media For Lent Can Now Sympathize With Christ’s Suffering

"Whenever my hands twitch to tag my friends in a meme, I think about how hard it would have been for Christ to type from the cross."
Ohio Bans Menstruation

Ohio Bans Menstruation

“Menstruation may not stop a beating heart, but it doesn’t start one either.”
New HGTV Show “Fixes-Up” Gay Couples, Turns Them Into Miserable Straight Ones

New HGTV Show “Fixes-Up” Gay Couples, Turns Them Into Miserable Straight Ones

"Home improvement is great, but America could deal with a little more homo-improvement, don't you think?"
Carnival Cruises Announces Cruise Ship That Doesn’t Move, Spans Entire Length Between Florida And Cuba

Carnival Cruises Announces Cruise Ship That Doesn’t Move, Spans Entire Length Between Florida And Cuba

The Carnival Grande Bonita contains over fifteen all you can eat buffets, eighteen pizzerias, and seven hundred and fifty five casinos.