Fox News Reminds Viewers That Santa Was A White Supremacist

Fox News Reminds Viewers That Santa Was A White Supremacist

“Santa is what he is, and what he is is a white supremacist. There is no room for debate.”
College Student Eager To Show Home Friends New, Vastly Improved Self After Four Months Away

College Student Eager To Show Home Friends New, Vastly Improved Self After Four Months Away

“I don’t even know if they’ll recognize me. My hair is a little longer, my face less child-like, I’ve experienced life."
Carnival Cruises Announces Cruise Ship That Doesn’t Move, Spans Entire Length Between Florida And Cuba

Carnival Cruises Announces Cruise Ship That Doesn’t Move, Spans Entire Length Between Florida And Cuba

The Carnival Grande Bonita contains over fifteen all you can eat buffets, eighteen pizzerias, and seven hundred and fifty five casinos.
Study Shows Hiding Drugs In Halloween Candy No Longer Economically Viable For Most Americans

Study Shows Hiding Drugs In Halloween Candy No Longer Economically Viable For Most Americans

“Those drugs are staying in my house, for my family."
Trump’s Sexual Assault Comments Likely Inexcusable Because He’s Not A Varsity Athlete

Trump’s Sexual Assault Comments Likely Inexcusable Because He’s Not A Varsity Athlete

“Trump’s comments are absolutely, quite simply, despicable. He’s neither fast nor strong enough to get away with such disgusting slander.”