Studies Show That Green Tea Can Help You Lose Up To 10 Pounds A Week When Paired With Meth!
April 6, 2017
Green tea, which can slightly increase metabolism, and "crank", which makes your body internally eat itself, nicely complement one another!
Woman Who Gave Up Social Media For Lent Can Now Sympathize With Christ’s Suffering
April 2, 2017
"Whenever my hands twitch to tag my friends in a meme, I think about how hard it would have been for Christ to type from the cross."
Fox News Reminds Viewers That Santa Was A White Supremacist
December 28, 2016
“Santa is what he is, and what he is is a white supremacist. There is no room for debate.”
College Student Eager To Show Home Friends New, Vastly Improved Self After Four Months Away
December 18, 2016
“I don’t even know if they’ll recognize me. My hair is a little longer, my face less child-like, I’ve experienced life."
Ohio Bans Menstruation
December 16, 2016
“Menstruation may not stop a beating heart, but it doesn’t start one either.”
New HGTV Show “Fixes-Up” Gay Couples, Turns Them Into Miserable Straight Ones
December 10, 2016
"Home improvement is great, but America could deal with a little more homo-improvement, don't you think?"
Carnival Cruises Announces Cruise Ship That Doesn’t Move, Spans Entire Length Between Florida And Cuba
October 24, 2016
The Carnival Grande Bonita contains over fifteen all you can eat buffets, eighteen pizzerias, and seven hundred and fifty five casinos.