Bored Employee Considers Actually Doing His Job

Bored Employee Considers Actually Doing His Job

“Budget spreadsheets are sounding pretty good right now, although I can’t remember if doing them is part of my job or not.”
San Juan Kicks Off Spring Break With Annual Running Of The Frat Boys

San Juan Kicks Off Spring Break With Annual Running Of The Frat Boys

Tourists and locals try to outrun liquored-up frat boys as they stampede through the streets trampling and groping everything in their path.
Zoo Declines To Name Newborn Panda, Doesn’t Want To Get “Too Attached”

Zoo Declines To Name Newborn Panda, Doesn’t Want To Get “Too Attached”

“Do you know how hard it is to keep these animals alive? Slaughterhouses have a better track record than we do."
Florida Grandma Reports No New Developments In Her Neighbor’s Marital Problems

Florida Grandma Reports No New Developments In Her Neighbor’s Marital Problems

The 72-year-old retired teacher has been dedicatedly following this story since it first broke two months ago.
10 Fun Tips For Making Your Hate Crime Go Viral

10 Fun Tips For Making Your Hate Crime Go Viral

Filming a hate crime is definitely en vogue these days, but how do you get yours noticed in the sea of bile known as the Internet?