High School Senior Boasts Highest Blood Alcohol Level In His Class

High School Senior Boasts Highest Blood Alcohol Level In His Class

“We’re all capable of great things. Greatness can be found anywhere, even at the bottom of a bottle. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.”
Mom Totally Fine With Son Being Gay And If He Decides He’s Straight Again That’s Fine Too

Mom Totally Fine With Son Being Gay And If He Decides He’s Straight Again That’s Fine Too

“I’ve always wanted to be a grandmother, but if Daniel has kids he’ll probably adopt them from China or…not that it matters, of course..."
Bored Employee Considers Actually Doing His Job

Bored Employee Considers Actually Doing His Job

“Budget spreadsheets are sounding pretty good right now, although I can’t remember if doing them is part of my job or not.”
San Juan Kicks Off Spring Break With Annual Running Of The Frat Boys

San Juan Kicks Off Spring Break With Annual Running Of The Frat Boys

Tourists and locals try to outrun liquored-up frat boys as they stampede through the streets trampling and groping everything in their path.
Kellyanne Conway Unhinges Jaw, Swallows Live Rat At Press Conference

Kellyanne Conway Unhinges Jaw, Swallows Live Rat At Press Conference

Conway later denied she devoured a rodent, claiming what reporters saw was her merely popping a large white tic-tac.