Aspiring Actress Cast as Busty Warrior Queen in Coworker’s Sex Dream

Aspiring Actress Cast as Busty Warrior Queen in Coworker’s Sex Dream

After months of failed auditions, the part-time waitress/actress landed the starring role in her co-worker Todd’s recurring sex dream. 
Campers In New Jersey Warned To Be On Lookout For Feral Chris Christie

Campers In New Jersey Warned To Be On Lookout For Feral Chris Christie

“He was wild-eyed and stank of high-level political corruption. When he saw us he ran off with all the beer he didn’t already drink.”
Trump Returns From First Presidential Tour With Souvenirs, New Wife

Trump Returns From First Presidential Tour With Souvenirs, New Wife

“She will be living at the White House, right? My taxes won’t be paying to guard some penthouse in Dubrovnik, will they?”
Bill O’Reilly Outraged He’s Being Treated Like a Common Woman

Bill O’Reilly Outraged He’s Being Treated Like a Common Woman

“I was their most loyal and hardworking employee and they dismissed me like some feminist complaining about equal pay,” he said.
Bored Employee Considers Actually Doing His Job

Bored Employee Considers Actually Doing His Job

“Budget spreadsheets are sounding pretty good right now, although I can’t remember if doing them is part of my job or not.”