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Dominic Rosegarden

Dominic Rosegarden is a writer living in New England. He is best known as the 2006 Long Island regional Rock, Paper, Scissors runner-up, a loss that haunts him to this day. He writes in order to further enable his wife's Keno addiction.

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White House Press Release Written On Back of Nuclear Codes

White House Press Release Written On Back of Nuclear Codes

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Trump Turns Attention To Lannisters

Trump Turns Attention To Lannisters

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Political Correctness Win! Genie In Aladdin Remake To Be Played By Bashar Al-Assad

Political Correctness Win! Genie In Aladdin Remake To Be Played By Bashar Al-Assad

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South Carolina Women’s Basketball Team Visits White House; Immediately Asked To Clean Dishes

South Carolina Women’s Basketball Team Visits White House; Immediately Asked To Clean Dishes

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Office Team Building Retreat Cultivates New Levels Of Hatred Amongst Coworkers

Office Team Building Retreat Cultivates New Levels Of Hatred Amongst Coworkers

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I Vaccinated My Kid, And Then A Bear Ate Him

I Vaccinated My Kid, And Then A Bear Ate Him

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Wes Anderson Slated To Direct “Triumph of the Will” Remake

Wes Anderson Slated To Direct “Triumph of the Will” Remake

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Hipster Groundhog Was Seeing His Shadow Before it Was Cool

Hipster Groundhog Was Seeing His Shadow Before it Was Cool

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Trump’s New Year’s Resolution: Get a Black Friend

Trump’s New Year’s Resolution: Get a Black Friend

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That’s So Millennial! Couple Throws Gender Reveal Party For Themselves

That’s So Millennial! Couple Throws Gender Reveal Party For Themselves

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