8 Ways To Make Friends As An Adult That Are All Awkward As Shit, But Sorry, It’s Only Gonna Get Worse From Here
May 19, 2017
There are lots of fun friend dates as an adult that are, well...actually now that we think about it, they’re all gonna be awkward as shit.
Woman Who Birthed You Gifted With Second-Least Expensive Necklace Kohl’s Has To Offer
May 14, 2017
The Silver Expressions by LARocks silver-plated heart pendant on a 16-inch chain, is reportedly "handcrafted, probably.”
Man In Basement Apartment With Beaded Curtain Never Surprised To Hear About Any Wiretap Allegations
April 20, 2017
"And now with these so-called 'therapy dogs' allowed in all the stores and whatnot?! It's biological warfare 101, dude."
Millennial Woman Living In Waterfront Condo Criticizes Hometown For Being “Too White”
March 29, 2017
"The little Chinese ladies who collect the cans in front of my building are literally the nicest, ever. They’re like, my second mom.”
Friend Who’s Shared Every Fight With Current Boyfriend Doesn’t Like “Getting Political” On Facebook
March 22, 2017
"People in my feed keep posting heated-ass stuff about ‘human rights’ and the President and whatever, and it’s like, OK...but who asked you?”
8 Better Uses For The Shitty Art You Bought From Katie To Benefit The ACLU
March 7, 2017
There are plenty of things you can do with such a visually assaulting monstrosity - you just have to get a little creative!
If God Wouldn’t Give Me More Than I Can Handle, Then Why Did I Puke So Much At Andy’s Party Last Night?
March 5, 2017
Was God telling me to eat more bread before I went out and I just didn’t hear him?