Millennial Woman Living In Waterfront Condo Criticizes Hometown For Being “Too White”

Millennial Woman Living In Waterfront Condo Criticizes Hometown For Being “Too White”

"The little Chinese ladies who collect the cans in front of my building are literally the nicest, ever. They’re like, my second mom.”
Friend Who’s Shared Every Fight With Current Boyfriend Doesn’t Like “Getting Political” On Facebook

Friend Who’s Shared Every Fight With Current Boyfriend Doesn’t Like “Getting Political” On Facebook

"People in my feed keep posting heated-ass stuff about ‘human rights’ and the President and whatever, and it’s like, OK...but who asked you?”
Awkwardness Ensues As Biggie’s “Fuck Me (Interlude)” Comes On While Riding In Car With Parent

Awkwardness Ensues As Biggie’s “Fuck Me (Interlude)” Comes On While Riding In Car With Parent

“Oh my God,” a distraught Nixon stated, burying her face deep into her hands. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
Masterchef Junior Season 5 Promises Even More Children Absolutely Crumbling Under Pressure

Masterchef Junior Season 5 Promises Even More Children Absolutely Crumbling Under Pressure

Viewers tune in simply for the chance to watch an 11-year-old throw a complete tantrum after failing to deliver an adequate croquembouche.
That Poop From Before It Snowed Is Still There: Convo Starters For Long-Term Couples

That Poop From Before It Snowed Is Still There: Convo Starters For Long-Term Couples

If you've already drilled pretty much any topic worth discussing into the ground at least three times over, this list is for you!