Awkwardness Ensues As Biggie’s “Fuck Me (Interlude)” Comes On While Riding In Car With Parent
February 21, 2017
“Oh my God,” a distraught Nixon stated, burying her face deep into her hands. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
Masterchef Junior Season 5 Promises Even More Children Absolutely Crumbling Under Pressure
February 9, 2017
Viewers tune in simply for the chance to watch an 11-year-old throw a complete tantrum after failing to deliver an adequate croquembouche.
That Poop From Before It Snowed Is Still There: Convo Starters For Long-Term Couples
February 7, 2017
If you've already drilled pretty much any topic worth discussing into the ground at least three times over, this list is for you!
Fancy Princess Pours Chips Into Bowls Before Serving Them At Super Bowl Party
February 4, 2017
“When I walked in there I was just like ‘Um, was there a black-tie dress code I didn’t know about or something?’"
Death Of Rick Astley Goes Unconfirmed After No One Falls For Clicking On That Link
January 31, 2017
“Oh, Rick Astley ‘died’ and all I have to do is ‘click this link’ to find out 'what happened,' right? You can screw right off."
Chance Of Finding Cough Drop In Purse Dies Along With Mother
January 10, 2017
“It’s not even just the cough drops that I’ll miss...those tiny pouches of tissues that I grew up are probably gone forever, too."
Artisanal Cheese Blogger Outraged To Learn ‘Fucking Hipsters’ Moving Into Neighborhood
January 7, 2017
Queens resident and cheese blogger Derek Brady expressed outrage upon witnessing “a million fucking hipsters” moving into his neighborhood.