Millennial Woman Living In Waterfront Condo Criticizes Hometown For Being “Too White”
March 29, 2017
"The little Chinese ladies who collect the cans in front of my building are literally the nicest, ever. They’re like, my second mom.”
Friend Who’s Shared Every Fight With Current Boyfriend Doesn’t Like “Getting Political” On Facebook
March 22, 2017
"People in my feed keep posting heated-ass stuff about ‘human rights’ and the President and whatever, and it’s like, OK...but who asked you?”
8 Better Uses For The Shitty Art You Bought From Katie To Benefit The ACLU
March 7, 2017
There are plenty of things you can do with such a visually assaulting monstrosity - you just have to get a little creative!
If God Wouldn’t Give Me More Than I Can Handle, Then Why Did I Puke So Much At Andy’s Party Last Night?
March 5, 2017
Was God telling me to eat more bread before I went out and I just didn’t hear him?
Awkwardness Ensues As Biggie’s “Fuck Me (Interlude)” Comes On While Riding In Car With Parent
February 21, 2017
“Oh my God,” a distraught Nixon stated, burying her face deep into her hands. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
Masterchef Junior Season 5 Promises Even More Children Absolutely Crumbling Under Pressure
February 9, 2017
Viewers tune in simply for the chance to watch an 11-year-old throw a complete tantrum after failing to deliver an adequate croquembouche.
That Poop From Before It Snowed Is Still There: Convo Starters For Long-Term Couples
February 7, 2017
If you've already drilled pretty much any topic worth discussing into the ground at least three times over, this list is for you!