Chance Of Finding Cough Drop In Purse Dies Along With Mother

Chance Of Finding Cough Drop In Purse Dies Along With Mother

“It’s not even just the cough drops that I’ll miss...those tiny pouches of tissues that I grew up are probably gone forever, too."
Artisanal Cheese Blogger Outraged To Learn ‘Fucking Hipsters’ Moving Into Neighborhood

Artisanal Cheese Blogger Outraged To Learn ‘Fucking Hipsters’ Moving Into Neighborhood

Queens resident and cheese blogger Derek Brady expressed outrage upon witnessing “a million fucking hipsters” moving into his neighborhood.
College Grad Crams For Most Important Test In Life Upon Learning Of Company Urine Analysis Policy

College Grad Crams For Most Important Test In Life Upon Learning Of Company Urine Analysis Policy

"They waited until the second interview to tell me they drug test? This is such bullshit. I'm going to be up all night preparing.”
Report: 100% Of Tips To Help You Sleep Nowhere Near As Effective As Xanax

Report: 100% Of Tips To Help You Sleep Nowhere Near As Effective As Xanax

“I hope this news somehow makes it illegal for my doctor to keep asking about my ‘lifestyle’ choices,” one participant added.
Parents With No Sense Of Boundaries Credit Long Marriage To “Nobel Prize In Sexual Chemistry”

Parents With No Sense Of Boundaries Credit Long Marriage To “Nobel Prize In Sexual Chemistry”

His father then proceeded to "honk" an imaginary pair of boobs in the air in front of him.