Awkwardness Ensues As Biggie’s “Fuck Me (Interlude)” Comes On While Riding In Car With Parent

Awkwardness Ensues As Biggie’s “Fuck Me (Interlude)” Comes On While Riding In Car With Parent

“Oh my God,” a distraught Nixon stated, burying her face deep into her hands. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
Masterchef Junior Season 5 Promises Even More Children Absolutely Crumbling Under Pressure

Masterchef Junior Season 5 Promises Even More Children Absolutely Crumbling Under Pressure

Viewers tune in simply for the chance to watch an 11-year-old throw a complete tantrum after failing to deliver an adequate croquembouche.
Death Of Rick Astley Goes Unconfirmed After No One Falls For Clicking On That Link

Death Of Rick Astley Goes Unconfirmed After No One Falls For Clicking On That Link

“Oh, Rick Astley ‘died’ and all I have to do is ‘click this link’ to find out 'what happened,' right? You can screw right off."
Chance Of Finding Cough Drop In Purse Dies Along With Mother

Chance Of Finding Cough Drop In Purse Dies Along With Mother

“It’s not even just the cough drops that I’ll miss...those tiny pouches of tissues that I grew up are probably gone forever, too."
Artisanal Cheese Blogger Outraged To Learn ‘Fucking Hipsters’ Moving Into Neighborhood

Artisanal Cheese Blogger Outraged To Learn ‘Fucking Hipsters’ Moving Into Neighborhood

Queens resident and cheese blogger Derek Brady expressed outrage upon witnessing “a million fucking hipsters” moving into his neighborhood.