New FBI Director Pladimir Vutin Loves Sunglasses and Very Concealing Hats
May 25, 2017
The new nominee was seen next to President Trump during the announcement wearing a "very concealing" hat and sunglasses.
Brave Infant Makes Statement By Being Born Topless
May 17, 2017
Tanaysha Green has inspired her own hashtag, #ToplessTot, which has been going viral since her birth was first reported.
GOP Wins Long Fought Battle To Kill Jimmy Kimmel’s Child By Passing Healthcare Bill
May 13, 2017
House Members voted to dismantle important pillars of Obamacare in an unprecedented win against Jimmy Kimmel's newborn child.
How Cheaping Out On My Elderly Parent’s Medical Supplies Taught Me To Let Go
May 6, 2017
It wasn’t until I started cheaping out on my parent’s medical needs that I learned to let go of the past and start looking towards the future.
Fox News Ditching Sexist Tone In An Effort To Beef Up Racist Tone
April 28, 2017
"In media you need to be flexible, and if the market says there's a gap to be filled in the arena of overt racism, we're here to fill it."
Why Your First Love Will Always Be The One That Gets You In Trouble For Foreign Espionage
April 27, 2017
You'll learn the true meaning of strength when times get rocky - like when you’re found hiding in the hotel of a Saudi Prince with a Beretta.
Man With Confederate Flag On Truck Hardly Had Time To Put Sleeves On Today
April 15, 2017
"For some reason he must have completely forgotten to put those sleeves on... must have a lot to do today."