Rob Kardashian Chooses LinkedIn for Next, More Private Public Breakdown
July 14, 2017
The 30-year-old reality star has decided to use the employment networking site LinkedIn for a more “private, public breakdown,” next time.
Game Of Thrones Spinoff To Follow Writer That Keeps Creating Incest Storylines
July 13, 2017
The documentary-style spinoff will follow the writer to see just what a person with such an incest-driven mind does on a day-to-day basis.
Megyn Kelly To Interview Garbage Bag With Racial Slur Written On It
July 11, 2017
"The festering heap of putrid garbage may not have the same point of view as many of us but it's definitely worth learning more about."
Trump Waiting To See If Next Shooter Dark Enough To Tweet About
June 26, 2017
"Even a name can go a long way. Something with a lot of vowels smashed together is a good indicator that he should send a tweet ASAP.”
Mike Rowe Longingly Remembers Blue Collar Start As Purse Salesman On QVC
June 10, 2017
“I didn’t just start off selling Vera Bradley and Prada purses…at QVC they start you off with the cheap stuff and you work your way up.”
White Girl Trying To Figure Out Which Tan Friend Will Be Fasting For Ramadan
June 6, 2017
“I have a lot of ‘ethnic’ looking friends so I’m not sure who is celebrating, and I don’t know if this is like, a sad holiday or a happy one…"
Melania Still Working Up To Starting Her First 100 Days
May 30, 2017
Sources say she's made a substantial effort to get "within even a 100-mile radius of her husband," but things seem to keep popping up.