Inspiring! United Airlines Makes Amends By Dragging Passenger ONTO A Plane

Inspiring! United Airlines Makes Amends By Dragging Passenger ONTO A Plane

United Says they don't feel the need to make a statement about their heroic good deed: “These kinds of actions tend to speak for themselves.”
Finest Producttes Available At Local Shoppe

Finest Producttes Available At Local Shoppe

“We got it all, right here at the shoppe! All the finest producttes. Most of them handde-craftedde. Lots of home gooddes."
Are You Men Troubadours? Or Are You Just A Bunch Of Pussies?

Are You Men Troubadours? Or Are You Just A Bunch Of Pussies?

Are you strong men; brave, cunning, and prepared? The proudest of players? The mightiest of minstrels? Or are you, verily, pussies?
Ew, Do You Think Elaine Chao Sucks Mitch McConnell’s Weird Dick?

Ew, Do You Think Elaine Chao Sucks Mitch McConnell’s Weird Dick?

Do they make eye contact during the act? Does she swallow? Do they kiss right afterwards? Does he say “thank you”?
Adderall-Addicted Child Totally Aces D.A.R.E. Course

Adderall-Addicted Child Totally Aces D.A.R.E. Course

The bright young lad, who has not yet experienced the living hell of withdrawal, passed all the pop-quizzes with flying colors.