Adderall-Addicted Child Totally Aces D.A.R.E. Course

Adderall-Addicted Child Totally Aces D.A.R.E. Course

The bright young lad, who has not yet experienced the living hell of withdrawal, passed all the pop-quizzes with flying colors.
Trump Fires Statue Of Liberty For Serving As Beacon Of Hope For Immigrants

Trump Fires Statue Of Liberty For Serving As Beacon Of Hope For Immigrants

"Anything that gives terrified families running from death even the tiniest glimmer of hope...that's just not what America stands for."
Trump Agrees To Forgo Presidential Salary As Long As Millions Of Americans Agree To Forgo Basic Rights

Trump Agrees To Forgo Presidential Salary As Long As Millions Of Americans Agree To Forgo Basic Rights

’Tis a fair deal! A gentlemen’s agreement!
Elon Musk Has A Plan To Colonize Mars, But Does He Love Himself?

Elon Musk Has A Plan To Colonize Mars, But Does He Love Himself?

When all the other people are gone, and it’s just old Elon, does he think to himself: “Hey, hey. I’m okay. I’m not perfect. And that’s okay.”?
Surprised That It’s November Already? Don’t Be. As You Get Older, Life Will Pass You By Faster And Faster

Surprised That It’s November Already? Don’t Be. As You Get Older, Life Will Pass You By Faster And Faster

This is because each successive month represents a smaller percentage of your life in total. Get it?