Finest Producttes Available At Local Shoppe

Finest Producttes Available At Local Shoppe

“We got it all, right here at the shoppe! All the finest producttes. Most of them handde-craftedde. Lots of home gooddes."
Nice! This Bar Is Filled With Hot Millennials.

Nice! This Bar Is Filled With Hot Millennials.

These days, it’s very hard to know what’s right. But one thing’s for sure: this bar is filled with hot millennials.
Ew, Do You Think Elaine Chao Sucks Mitch McConnell’s Weird Dick?

Ew, Do You Think Elaine Chao Sucks Mitch McConnell’s Weird Dick?

Do they make eye contact during the act? Does she swallow? Do they kiss right afterwards? Does he say “thank you”?
Adderall-Addicted Child Totally Aces D.A.R.E. Course

Adderall-Addicted Child Totally Aces D.A.R.E. Course

The bright young lad, who has not yet experienced the living hell of withdrawal, passed all the pop-quizzes with flying colors.
Trump Fires Statue Of Liberty For Serving As Beacon Of Hope For Immigrants

Trump Fires Statue Of Liberty For Serving As Beacon Of Hope For Immigrants

"Anything that gives terrified families running from death even the tiniest glimmer of hope...that's just not what America stands for."