HGTV To Hold Border Wall Design Contest
March 20, 2017
The winning team will receive $100,000 in cash, a 2017 Ford Fiesta, and the ability to have their dream for a 1,900 mile wall actualized.
Vegans Asking People To Eat Christmas Trees Instead Of Throwing Them Away
December 29, 2016
"This isn't about taste - it's about saving the world, and feeling self-righteous while doing it."
High School Reunion Cancelled After Alumni Decide 2016 Is ‘Already Bad Enough’
November 15, 2016
“Politics definitely started it. Then it was stuff like police brutality. But I think it was those creepy-ass clowns that really did it in."
All Of Iowa Declared Haunted Corn Maze After Sunset
November 13, 2016
“It’s literally just our property. But if people are willing to pay to walk through it and be scared, then I’m not going to turn them away.”
Mother of Child With Peanut Allergies Outraged That Peanut Butter Contains Peanuts
October 22, 2016
She plans to publish several open letters, expressing her belief that the generic term ‘peanut butter’ is no longer specific enough.