All-Female Screenings Of Wonder Woman Causes Outrage, Boners
June 20, 2017
News of women-only screenings of Wonder Woman has left many men reeling in the aftermath, causing outrage and boners across the country.
Medical Miracle! This Woman Lost 150 Pounds And Discovered It Was Actually Her Crappy Personality That Everyone Hated
April 24, 2017
“I assumed people were body-shaming me because I was big. Turns out they were personality-shaming me because I’m a shit person!”
Freelance Writing Gig Earns Woman Extra Cash And Rape Threats!
April 18, 2017
"The extra income is really helpful right now, and I’ve received literally dozens of new rape and death threats since I started!"
Amazing Feat! This Transgender Teen Is Just Gonna Try To Hold His Piss For Four Years!
March 28, 2017
“It’s gonna be tough to get through the day, especially when I'm tutoring after school, but I think my safest bet is to just hold my piss."
7 Outfits For The Office That Say “A Child In Bangladesh Made This”
February 24, 2017
These fresh looks for the office simply scream "An impoverished Bangladeshi child made this!"
6 Fun Car Games For Your Road Trip To The Women’s Clinic Five States Away!
February 22, 2017
Have grumpy, old conservatives shut down your Women’s Clinic? Sounds like someone may be hitting the open road to the one in the next state!
Wow! This Skilled Balloon Artist Has Never Seen A Naked Lady!
February 14, 2017
"I know society portrays balloon artists as wild sex machines fighting ladies off with sticks, but that hasn’t quite happened for me yet."