Places To Get Fingered At Summer Camp When You Should Really Be Watching Your Campers
July 18, 2017
Summer camp is all about making friends, memories, and plans to finger bang the counselor from cabin 12 behind the tennis courts after dark.
Summer Jobs That Will Teach You The Importance of Hard Work, And Documenting Sexual Harassment
July 6, 2017
If there’s time to lean, there’s time to discreetly record the date and details of that time your boss recalled the sex dream you starred in.
All-Female Screenings Of Wonder Woman Causes Outrage, Boners
June 20, 2017
News of women-only screenings of Wonder Woman has left many men reeling in the aftermath, causing outrage and boners across the country.
Medical Miracle! This Woman Lost 150 Pounds And Discovered It Was Actually Her Crappy Personality That Everyone Hated
April 24, 2017
“I assumed people were body-shaming me because I was big. Turns out they were personality-shaming me because I’m a shit person!”
Freelance Writing Gig Earns Woman Extra Cash And Rape Threats!
April 18, 2017
"The extra income is really helpful right now, and I’ve received literally dozens of new rape and death threats since I started!"
Amazing Feat! This Transgender Teen Is Just Gonna Try To Hold His Piss For Four Years!
March 28, 2017
“It’s gonna be tough to get through the day, especially when I'm tutoring after school, but I think my safest bet is to just hold my piss."
7 Outfits For The Office That Say “A Child In Bangladesh Made This”
February 24, 2017
These fresh looks for the office simply scream "An impoverished Bangladeshi child made this!"