You thought your botched KISS costume that made you look like an anemic drag queen was bad? Guess again and take a look at this collection of the most awkward Halloween costumes ever:
The cat burglar costume: what some might call clever, others might deem animal cruelty and/or child abuse.
Somehow I doubt these people would sport these ensembles to many Halloween parties, though mainly because they wouldn’t be invited to any.
These children must have so many questions.
Unfortunately for him, the doughboy costume could have been understood without the makeup or white clothing.
Moments after this photo was taken, Child Services swept the tot from the unsavory sprite.
Viva the Midwest.