Hi, my name is Wendell, and I’m a photographer. When I first moved to Los Angeles, I heard a lot of people say that this city has no identity, no culture. But that just isn’t true. LA has some of the most diverse douchebaggery in the world, and it’s my privilege to document it, one douche at a time. I hope you’ll be as disappointed as I’ve been.
1 of 10
“I was cruising in SF and it just sort of happened. This bike is really hard to turn.”
2 of 10
What has been the saddest moment of your life?
“When Frasier ended. God I loved that show.”
3 of 10
“I’ve been blading for four years now. Please tell my family I’m okay.”
4 of 10
What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done.?
“Tina wanted it bad but I turned her down ‘cuz I knew she was still bangin’ my boy Chad here. So I just let her blow me.”
“That was actually the best man speech he gave at my wedding.”
5 of 10
“Your soul won’t stop yodeling at me.”
6 of 10
“I’ve faced a lot of discrimination because I’m an illegal alien. I mean I'm literally from a small planet located in the Crab Nebula.”
7 of 10
So what do you do?
“Right now I’m in between jobs, but you know, eventually Hugh Jackman has to get tired of playing Wolverine. That’s when I make my move.”
“I have no idea who this is. Please get help.”
8 of 10
“My dad said I’d never be a doctor. Boy does he look stupid.”
9 of 10
“Oh I’m a diehard LA Kings fan. I'm betting on them to win the Super Bowl this year.”
