Think about all the things that we have collectively accomplished: the Eiffel Tower, space travel, the Polio vaccine, and all the other creations that show what humans are capable of. Now apply the same energy and talents that it took to do them, and channel it to being stupid. This is what that stupidity sounds like out loud:
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