Popcorn Corner: “The Book of Life”

Popcorn Corner: “The Book of Life”

“The Book of Life” is an animated fantasy directed by Jorge Gutierrez, currently playing at the Carmike Cinema 5. Longtime readers will recall that this is my first column. What little I’d heard about “The Book of Life” was promising enough, as both critics and audiences alike seemed to agree…

30 Tinder Pick Up Lines That Guarantee You’ll Spend The Night Alone

30 Tinder Pick Up Lines That Guarantee You’ll Spend The Night Alone

Finding love online is no easy task nowadays. Luckily, the crack team of romantic experts at Runt of the Web recently ventured into the world of Tinder to apply the world’s most renowned romantic techniques to demonstrate how to catch the two-legged human of your dreams. Today, we share some…

The Friendzone, Because You’re So Ugly That Even Friendship Is A Stretch

The Friendzone, Because You’re So Ugly That Even Friendship Is A Stretch

“Your teeth are stained from years of exposure to Mountain Dew.” “I smelled your despair before I saw you.” “I’m moving to Gaza.” “You randomly appeared outside my house one day.” These are things you’ve probably heard from potential suitors you barely know whose mild friendly acquaintance with yourself demands…

Because Pinterest Projects Are Hard: 35 People Who Nailed It

Because Pinterest Projects Are Hard: 35 People Who Nailed It

It’s happened to the best of us: you see a cool do-it-yourself project on Pinterest presented with deceptively simple instructions and you think “I can do that, no problem!” And then you try it and quickly learn that you should never try, ever again. Meet 35 other people who didn’t…

Insane Rockabilly Barber Pities You for Not Being Him

Insane Rockabilly Barber Pities You for Not Being Him

“I make way more money than any of you people and I think that’s funny. You can all lick my ball sack.” – Teddy Boy Greg Meet a guy whose video selfie will make you reevaluate your life. You’ll wonder why you’re not making psychotically self-aggrandizing videos in the bathroom…

30 People Who Completely Nailed It

30 People Who Completely Nailed It

Sometimes things go well, sometimes things go as expected, and other times you whiff so bad that you barely know what you were trying to do in the first place. These, my friends, are the latter — enjoy these thirty people who completely “nailed it”: Six Year Old Tries To…