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The Eight Most WTF iPhone Texts

admin — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:07:00 +0000

The iPhone may represent technological innovation at its height. But with some of these texts, it might be more accurate to say the iPhone represents people at their worst.

Kids these days…

Dad iPhone ownage

Mom humiliates her son over text

The next big thing: iPhone Giraffe Facts

That is a quite the meal

Terrible iPhone auto-correct fail with Mom

Mom has some gross advice over text from Grandma

And this is why you’re careful with who you sext…

Sources for the above are College Humor, Damn You Auto-Correct, and our loyal visitors!

If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

admin — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:17:29 +0000

Have you ever wondered what celebrities like Jennifer Aniston and Tom Cruise would look like if they didn’t live in the sun drenched Hollywood hills? If they were from, say, the land of 1,000 Walmarts instead? Here are some of the best images of what the stars would like if they exchanged Los Angeles for Sioux City:

Midwest Celebrity John Travolta

Midwest Celebrity Sharon Stone

Midwest Celebrity Gwen Stefani

Midwest Celebrity Britney Spears

Midwest Celebrity Ashlee Simpson

Midwest Celebrity Sarah Jessica Parker

Midwest Celebrity Nicole Kidman

Midwest Celebrities Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones

Midwest Celebrity Johny Depp

Midwest Celebrity Tom Cruise

Midwest Celebrities Olsen Twins

Midwest Celebrities Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony

Midwest Celebrity Pamela Anderson

Eight Hilarious Facebook Posts & Conversations

alec — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:25:22 +0000

Facebook posts, statuses and conversations that will leave you in stitches:

What are big brothers for?

That telephone pole came out of nowhere…

Well, bad grammer is a deal breaker

You blew what?!

Epic Facebook cheater revenge

Don’t brag about your size on Facebook

Facebook engagement announcement fail

Epic Taco Bell funeral Facebook thread

The Rural Rube: Redneck Randal Meme

alec — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:11:02 +0000

Confined to the backwoods of America, Redneck Randal is the pleasant peasant who just doesn’t know any better than his backward ways. With his good-nature yet outdated views and habits, Redneck Randal is the kind of guy who makes you reconsider nature versus nurture. And so Runt of the Web presents the Redneck Randal meme:

The Best Of Ryan Gosling’s Feminist Meme

admin — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:52:31 +0000

The Impetuous Instructor: Unhelpful Teacher

alec — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 22:15:44 +0000

If there’s one thing that unites us all, it’s having had a terrible teacher in our lifetime. From the arbitrary application of rules to the mean-spirited vindictiveness that only a person who has spent their whole life around children can have, the unhelpful teacher can temporarily ruin your childhood. Luckily, there’s a meme for the dictator of the classroom — the Unhelpful Teacher meme: