Not even a rushing river of Mountain Dew can adequately quench the thirst of a young man seeking the dutiful affections of a woman.

But alas, even after minutes (or if the gentleman has the patience of a 18th century aristocrat, hours) of being “nice”, oftentimes the woman in question will fail to realize she is a mere one-dimensional object that should hastily agree to all social and gender normatives thrust upon her by a righteous male. And thus the purgatory of being a “nice” guy in the friendzone was born:

1. The Baking Zone

Baking Zone

2. “Friendship” Engagement

30 Hilariously Humiliating Examples Of The Friendzone In Action

3. Waist Zoned

Waist Zoned

4. Helicopter Zoned

Helicopter Friendzone

5. Scotty Is In The Zone

Scotty Is In The Zone

6. It’s Not A Date!!!

Not A Date

7. Mega Best Friends

Mega Best Friends

8. I Need A Boyfriend… No Not You

I Need A Boyfriend No Not You

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