35 Hilarious “Don’t Tell Your Mom About This” Dad Stories

When you bond with your dad as kid, often times you experience a moment or two that are not exactly “sweet family memories.” We’re talking candy for dinner, full view of adult genitalia, and if things really go south, a broken bone or two. Recently, Redditors shared their moments that made dad say, “Don’t tell your mom about this,” and they are just as ridiculous as you’d imagine:

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