Chris Christie Announces Plans To Give America Monster Wedgie

Chris Christie Announces Plans To Give America Monster Wedgie

Chris Christie announced his presidential bid by telling America to say goodbye to walking in a straight line, since its sphincter will be split in half.
Families Terrorized At Gay Pride Parades In Celebration Of Marriage Ruling

Families Terrorized At Gay Pride Parades In Celebration Of Marriage Ruling

Across the United States, families were brutalized during gay pride parades, where some were made to stomp on the American flag with semen-drenched feet.
Supreme Court Rules “If This Is What It Takes To Get Grandchildren” On Same-Sex Marriage

Supreme Court Rules “If This Is What It Takes To Get Grandchildren” On Same-Sex Marriage

After years of litigation, activism, and hints about holding a baby again, the ruling is a huge victory for same-sex couples and their elderly parents.
Damn You Autocorrect: 33 Funny Autocorrect Fails That Prove Technology Is Not Your Friend

Damn You Autocorrect: 33 Funny Autocorrect Fails That Prove Technology Is Not Your Friend

When text messages go disastrously wrong -- thirty-three funny autocorrect fails that prove technology is not your friend!
Republicans, Democrats Agree Printer Always Jams At Worst Moment

Republicans, Democrats Agree Printer Always Jams At Worst Moment

Even though the partisan divide seems to deepen each day, Republicans and Democrats have found common ground when it comes to printers being the worst.