Putin: “You Call It Annexation, I Call It Love”

Putin: “You Call It Annexation, I Call It Love”

By Vladimir Putin I realize this may perplex many of you. You’ve probably read about my “annexation” of Ukraine, attempting to “invade” the place for some sort of selfish nonsense like oil, geopolitical strategy, or ego. I understand that when you’re a world leader, people assume the worst about your…

6 Pfizer Inspired Life Hacks You Won’t Want To Miss: Sponsored By Pfizer

6 Pfizer Inspired Life Hacks You Won’t Want To Miss: Sponsored By Pfizer

Here at Pfizer, we’re dedicated to bringing you the fastest solutions to every one of life’s little problems. From incontinence to extended adolescence and everything in between, you can look to Pfizer for your answer. Life moves fast, but Pfizer pharmaceuticals move faster. Stop doing the things your body tells…

Ken M’s Gumshoe Diary: The Case Of The Day Off Dame

Ken M’s Gumshoe Diary: The Case Of The Day Off Dame

Today was my big day off. I’d finally solved a case, which meant it was payday, which meant it was laundry day, which is why I always insist on getting paid in cold, hard quarters. I was looking forward to having clean clothes again. For the past few days, I’d…

Planets Gone Wild: Space’s Sexiest Selfies

Planets Gone Wild: Space’s Sexiest Selfies

Have you guys heard of selfies? They are really popular right now on the Internet! It’s a way to take a picture of yourself, usually with your phone. In fact, human geniuses have invented sticks you can attach your phone to so you can get a really good selfie from…

8 Unusually Personal Oscar Categories Suggested By Netflix

8 Unusually Personal Oscar Categories Suggested By Netflix

With increasingly discerning audiences, Netflix categories are constantly evolving to direct customers to films that match their tastes. The specificity can be unnerving at times, but then again, you sure did love those “Raunchy Comedies Featuring a Strong Female in Pre-Soviet Russia Circa 1910.” For those of you that have seen all…

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