33 Fast Food Fails That Will Make You Lose Your Appetite Forever

33 Fast Food Fails That Will Make You Lose Your Appetite Forever

These fast food fails will make you wonder why the hell we would ever want "fast" and "food" to appear in the same sentence.  
Floss Prepares For Annual Appearance In Hygiene Ritual Before Dentist Appointment

Floss Prepares For Annual Appearance In Hygiene Ritual Before Dentist Appointment

Preparing for a routine cleaning with his dentist the following morning, Emmett calls floss his “secret weapon.” 
Dear Shane: I Wanna Break Up With My GF, But I Need Her Urine To Pass A Drug Test

Dear Shane: I Wanna Break Up With My GF, But I Need Her Urine To Pass A Drug Test

Runt's resident advice columnist talks a young man through the perils of love, work, and piss.
31 Unbelievably Cute Photos Of Kittens That Died Horribly Just Moments Later

31 Unbelievably Cute Photos Of Kittens That Died Horribly Just Moments Later

Do you know what happens to the kitties in all those adorable photos of kittens you see every day? Tragically, most of them die horrible deaths soon after.
Coldplay Excited About Beyonce Super Bowl Halftime Show

Coldplay Excited About Beyonce Super Bowl Halftime Show

"Beyoncé really embraces performance and spectacle. I mean, let's not mince words here; her music would never come pre-loaded onto a computer."