Quiz: Are You A Hungry Or Horny Tyrion Lannister?

Horny Tyrion Lannister Bedroom

Despite his quick-fire tongue and reputation as a bit of a wit, Tyrion Lannister has only two moods: hungry and horny. If he’s not tearing into a leg of mutton, then chances are he’s screwing a slightly better-than-average-looking call girl. Everyone loves this bawdy little fella with a teenage sensibility and fantastic inclination to verbosity.

Without exception, every single Game of Thrones fan in the world can be categorized into one of two camps – ‘Hungry Tyrion Lannister’ or ‘Horny Tyrion Lannister’. Which one are you?

  1. Winter is coming! How will you stay warm?

    Winter is coming! How will you stay warm?
  2. You've just been appointed as the Hand To The King. How do you celebrate?

    You've just been appointed as the Hand To The King. How do you celebrate?
  3. You accidentally walk in on your brother buried balls-deep in your sister. What do you do to erase the horrible image from your mind?

    You accidentally walk in on your brother buried balls-deep in your sister. What do you do to erase the horrible image from your mind?
  4. Your nephew King Joffrey requires your presence at a breakfast feast in his honor. Your companion Shae also requires your presence... for a different kind of feast. Which do you tend to first?

    Your nephew King Joffrey requires your presence at a breakfast feast in his honor. Your companion Shae also requires your presence... for a different kind of feast. Which do you tend to first?
  5. 5 Wrongfully accused of murder, you find yourself in jail. Your brother offers to sneak you in either a delicious meat pie from the royal kitchen or a scullery maid for a 20-minute conjugal visit. Which do you choose?

    5	Wrongfully accused of murder, you find yourself in jail. Your brother offers to sneak you in either a delicious meat pie from the royal kitchen or a scullery maid for a 20-minute conjugal visit. Which do you choose?
  6. A knave has set fire to Kings Landing. You can either save Shae or the royal chef but not both, who do you choose?

    A knave has set fire to Kings Landing. You can either save Shae or the royal chef but not both, who do you choose?
  7. Whilst searching for a sandwich that you misplaced, you come across your father and your girlfriend in bed together. What happens next?

    Whilst searching for a sandwich that you misplaced, you come across your father and your girlfriend in bed together. What happens next?
  8. 8 What's more important to you in a mate, cooking skills or sexual prowess?

    8	What's more important to you in a mate, cooking skills or sexual prowess?
  9. Have you ever eaten a meal so good that you would describe it as orgasmic?

    Have you ever eaten a meal so good that you would describe it as orgasmic?
  10. Why not just cut to the chase? Are you a hungry or horny little fella?

    Why not just cut to the chase? Are you a hungry or horny little fella?

Now that we’ve assessed if you’re hungry or horny why not find out how gullible are you really?

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