Wow, it’s been a rough year, hasn’t it? It feels like homophobia, sexism, and racism have been given a second life while our country continues to tear itself apart. But there’s one thing that I know with complete certainty: love trumps hate.
Unless this Guatemalan doesn’t hurry the fuck up with my acai bowl.
We can’t just roll over while Trump and his goons rob this country of its very decency. And we can’t let economic conditions, no matter how dire, get the best of our humanity.
It’s imperative that as a nation divided, we – is… is he putting whole milk greek yogurt on MY acai bowl? I distinctly ordered it with low-fat greek yogurt. This is a crime.
Everyone has the right to live a long, prosperous life that isn’t hindered by other people’s hate and prejudice.
How long does it to make a fucking acai bowl? I paid 14 dollars for this thing. Is the Himalayan sea salt even organic? Is he getting it from the fucking Himalayas right now?
We must persevere, stand up for the unspoken, and make this a world better for all.
Are we sure that this guy even *belongs* here?
And always remember, 💓love💓 🌈trumps🌈 🎃hate🎃.
I’m calling ICE.