Quiz: How Patriotic Are You?

Patriotic Quiz

You’re an American, but are you a REAL American? Do you eat the constitution and shit out bald eagles? Do you bathe in apple pie and then dry off with an American flag? To celebrate July 4th, take this quiz and find out just how much of a God-fearin’, commie-hatin’, red-blooded American you really are.

  1. What does the 4th of July mean to you?

  2. What should be the penalty for burning the American flag?

  3. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem?

  4. What's your favorite patriotic movie?

  5. Who is Betsy Ross?

  6. How often do you say the Pledge of Allegiance?

  7. Who is considered the father of our country?

  8. Who wrote the Gettysburg Address?

  9. Who's on Mount Rushmore?

  10. What do you think of when you think of America?

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