Schrute Facts: Twelve Hilarious Dwight-Isms

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Fuzziblueslippers

The 99% one is wrong.the .00000015% refers to the 1% not the 99. So yeah, its the opposite of what’s being said. 99 is the majority, the 1% the minority… dumb asses should know information before they make shit up.
- someoneyoudontevenknow
  
  What he means is that the world is full of other animals/living creatures. The human race itself only makes up a small percentage of the world’s population
  - someoneyouwishyouknew
    
    i think he means you as in just you. 1 out of more than 6,000,000,000 humans
- Guesty
  
  no it doesn’t dumbass
- justSayin
  
  0.00000015% = I think he is referring to you as a single individual no matter which group you are a part of as a whole.
Billbrasky155

Days one is wrong. some days are actually longer than others, some are less than 24 some over, these are merely small increments of time, yet just pointing out a fallacy.
- James Blake
  
  shut the fuck up
  - tim
    
    It’s a meme about facts, he’s pointing something out, so stop being a fucking douchebag
    - http://www.facebook.com/rex.rogers Rex Rogers
      
      If its about facts whats wrong with pointing out that something isn’t factual?
- sean
  
  well technically a lot of them have problems, like the “Thank God” or the “you are only as old as you feel” one. I wouldn’t think too much about the accuracy of them.
- Yeahkk
  
  Since the Earth’s rotation is slowing down, wouldn’t saying “this is the longest day of my life” ALWAYS be true, unless the person died that day?
  - http://www.facebook.com/people/Trevor-Scott/100001112204783 Trevor Scott
    
    dude, you just blew my mind…
    - A Chicken
      
      Dude…that is so my next false..I think…umm…
http://profiles.google.com/rwelles Knux The Fox

Setting off a bomb is an action much louder than screaming.
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Kristopher-Smith/100000240232404 Kristopher Smith
  
  Maybe if you set that bomb off with an explosion, but the act of triggering a bomb to explode can really be almost silent, often merely requiring you to press a button. How much sound could that make?
  - YourADouche
    
    its sort of implied that he is referencing the sound of the bombs explosion rather than the sound of the trigger…. do you feel smart making irrelevant distinctions?
Chedzz

Same as the rising tide…the statement refers to boats ON the water, there’s no mention of them being sunken, therefore the statement is correct lol. Condescension fail
Dung

The top one should be “True”. Screaming is an action (as it states in the picture), which would verify the first sentence.
James

two were wrong, the first, a nuclear bomb would create the most powerful soundwave on the planet, and detenation of a nuclear bomb is an action, second, what YeahKK said.
A Chicken

Today is the longest day of my life.
False. Every day is the same length of time.
False. Leap years.
False. Leap YEARS.
False…I think…umm…
fact

arguing on the internet makes you look like an idiot.