Schrute Facts: Twelve Hilarious Dwight-Isms


Fact: Over 2 million people have seen the Runt of the Web Schrute Meme post. Fact: People love Dwight Schrute. Fact: Here are 12 more hilarious Schrute Facts:

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  • Fuzziblueslippers

    The 99% one is wrong.the .00000015% refers to the 1% not the 99. So yeah, its the opposite of what’s being said. 99 is the majority, the 1% the minority… dumb asses should know information before they make shit up.

    • someoneyoudontevenknow

      What he means is that the world is full of other animals/living creatures. The human race itself only makes up a small percentage of the world’s population

      • someoneyouwishyouknew

        i think he means you as in just you. 1 out of more than 6,000,000,000 humans

    • Guesty

      no it doesn’t dumbass

    • justSayin

      0.00000015% = I think he is referring to you as a single individual no matter which group you are a part of as a whole.

  • Billbrasky155

    Days one is wrong. some days are actually longer than others, some are less than 24 some over, these are merely small increments of time, yet just pointing out a fallacy.

    • James Blake

      shut the fuck up

      • tim

        It’s a meme about facts, he’s pointing something out, so stop being a fucking douchebag

        • http://www.facebook.com/rex.rogers Rex Rogers

          If its about facts whats wrong with pointing out that something isn’t factual?

    • sean

      well technically a lot of them have problems, like the “Thank God” or the “you are only as old as you feel” one.  I wouldn’t think too much about the accuracy of them.

    • Yeahkk

      Since the Earth’s rotation is slowing down, wouldn’t saying “this is the longest day of my life” ALWAYS be true, unless the person died that day?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trevor-Scott/100001112204783 Trevor Scott

        dude, you just blew my mind…

  • http://profiles.google.com/rwelles Knux The Fox

    Setting off a bomb is an action much louder than screaming.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kristopher-Smith/100000240232404 Kristopher Smith

      Maybe if you set that bomb off with an explosion, but the act of triggering a bomb to explode can really be almost silent, often merely requiring you to press a button. How much sound could that make?

      • YourADouche

        its sort of implied that he is referencing the sound of the bombs explosion rather than the sound of the trigger…. do you feel smart making irrelevant distinctions?

  • Chedzz

    Same as the rising tide…the statement refers to boats ON the water, there’s no mention of them being sunken, therefore the statement is correct lol. Condescension fail

  • Dung

    The top one should be “True”. Screaming is an action (as it states in the picture), which would verify the first sentence.