With more discussion surrounding cultural appropriation, one would hope we’d all be a little less terrible with each coming year. And yet still, people are donning their sombreros and mustaches, and ordering “mucho brew-cho” and saying “me brew-sta!” Here’s our handy guide of Spanglish phrases you absolutely should avoid this Cinco De Mayo:
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There's no reason anyone should ever feel the need to say this, on Cinco De Mayo, or any other time for that matter. Don't be that American.
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This is a totally backwards and borderline offensive opinion to have. Even if you truly believe this, we implore you not to say out out loud.
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OK gringo, just drink your tequila and shut the fuck up.
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I don't care that you studied abroad in Seville, that doesn't give you the right to say this. Your last name is McHenry for fucks sake.
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I don't care if you "have Mexican friends." You still don't have a right to hold this opinion.
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I should have known this is what I'd get when you walked in wearing a shot glass necklace.
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I wish we could deport you to Canada.
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Did someone tell you you're a special flower who just DESERVES to voice all your opinions? Because you're not. You're not.
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Are you TRYING to be the worst?
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I bet you dress like a Native American on Halloween, too.
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Get. Out. Of. This. Goddamn. Bar.
