15 Things Guys Say When They’re Just Not That Into You, Because Of Your Dorsal Fin

15 Things Guys Say When They’re Just Not That Into You, Because Of Your Dorsal Fin

“I really like you, but, like, seriously, are you half-shark? I don’t understand.”
Beloved Cat Rescue Service, “Grab ‘Em By The Pussy,” Must Change Name Now

Beloved Cat Rescue Service, “Grab ‘Em By The Pussy,” Must Change Name Now

“Why, for over forty years we’ve been grabbin’ ‘em by the pussy!” yelped Mick, his youthful exuberance barely recognizable anymore.
Silicone Barbed Penis Brush Lets Cat People Just Straight Up Fuck Their Cats Or Whatever It Is They Need From This Relationship

Silicone Barbed Penis Brush Lets Cat People Just Straight Up Fuck Their Cats Or Whatever It Is They Need From This Relationship

“God, I don’t know how many times I have to explain this, it’s so the cats can feel bonded to us,” Doerson explained.
42 Funny Taxidermy Fails Just Waiting To Creep Into Your Nightmares

42 Funny Taxidermy Fails Just Waiting To Creep Into Your Nightmares

Taxidermy fails are almost something of an art form in itself. An art form where the more you suck, the better the end product
41 Awkward Pet Portraits That Are A Hilarious Gift From The Internet Gods

41 Awkward Pet Portraits That Are A Hilarious Gift From The Internet Gods

So you love your pet and want a photo of you two for a keepsake. Here are a few tips though, don't include a sword, baby clothes, or go topless.