White Woman Won’t Stop Referring To Her Dog As Her Husband
April 12, 2017
“I’m not actually married to my dog! I mean, I wish. That would be crazy. Is it even legal? Do you know?” says Doyle.
37 Good Doggos Sculpted By God And Michelangelo Themselves
April 3, 2017
If these amazingly good doggos don't make cat people realize they're weird, wrong, and crazy, nothing will.
Vegan Stops Being Vegan, Remains Douchebag
March 26, 2017
“He’s just as self-absorbed and pretentious as he was before, but now he has absolutely no excuse. It sucks.”
Fuck: Kiefer Sutherland Is Back And He Knows His Chameleon Is Dead
March 25, 2017
Apparently putting multiple tie-dye shirts into a chameleon’s cage is not "a fun game to stimulate his mind."
I Vaccinated My Kid, And Then A Bear Ate Him
March 4, 2017
Now, having lost my precious baby boy, I’ll never forgive myself for not trusting my instincts about vaccines…and bears.
Zoo Declines To Name Newborn Panda, Doesn’t Want To Get “Too Attached”
February 20, 2017
“Do you know how hard it is to keep these animals alive? Slaughterhouses have a better track record than we do."
37 Cat Memes That Were Exactly What The Internet Was Made For
February 17, 2017
If there's one thing that the internet was made for, it's funny cat memes. And lucky for you, we collected thirty-seven of the best.