The Dilemmas Of The Soul Searching Sophomore Meme

The Dilemmas Of The Soul Searching Sophomore Meme

Ah, the existential ennui of collegiate contemplation. When questions about life, future and our plans for both stop swirling around above our consciousness and begin to interfere with our Facebook time. It’s an age we can all relate to, which is why we are so incredibly thankful that this soul…

The Sheltered College Freshman Meme

The Sheltered College Freshman Meme

Sometimes, one can consider innocence to be a valuable virtue. But in the case of the sheltered college freshman, another loathe worthy denizen of the modern college experience, it’s downright insufferable. On a side note, she’s another reason why a bachelor’s degree seems less and less impressive as the years…

The Fledgling Frosh: The Hilarious College Freshman Meme

The Fledgling Frosh: The Hilarious College Freshman Meme

As previously investigated on Runt of the Web, the College Freshman is an adorable creature who is just learning to spread his wings in the great wide world. With this transition comes some bumps in the road, some hilarious, some absurd, and some that just make you shake your head…

A Hollow Shell Of Humanity: College Freshwoman Meme

A Hollow Shell Of Humanity: College Freshwoman Meme

College Freshwoman, daughter of High-Expectations Asian Father and Sheltering Suburban Mom, and sister and peer of College Freshman, is the epitome of unprepared for life on her own. Full of her parents money and a lifetime of soft-landings and parental supervision, college becomes a day camp for the rich and…

Part Two: The Callow College Freshman

Part Two: The Callow College Freshman

As we found out in a previous installment of the College Freshman, living on your own after being raised in a sheltered environment — probably by Sheltering Suburban Mom — can be difficult and stressful. New stimuli and responsibilities, like beer and cleaning up after oneself, become too much to…