White House Chef Accidentally Feeds Steve Bannon After Midnight
April 6, 2017
"He's looking up female staffer’s skirts, drinking, smoking cigars...it’s like having Bill Clinton in the White House all over again!”
Millions Of Americans Cross Fingers In Hopes Of Biggest April Fools Reveal Ever
March 31, 2017
“I pray every night that on April 1st, Ashton Kutcher is going to crash one of Sean Spicer’s press briefings and announce a Punk'd reboot."
HGTV To Hold Border Wall Design Contest
March 20, 2017
The winning team will receive $100,000 in cash, a 2017 Ford Fiesta, and the ability to have their dream for a 1,900 mile wall actualized.
Trump Promises To Get Pence Laid During Crazy Spring Break At Mar-a-Lago
March 15, 2017
The VP nearly had relations in a hot tub with a hyper-sexual foreign woman named Melania, but it was Karen he truly wanted all along.
President Trump Tweets About Alderaan Terror Attack Morning After Star Wars Airs On TBS
March 14, 2017
“Who cares where the President heard about the terror attack?” asked Kellyanne Conway during an appearance this morning on Fox and Friends.
Trump Accuses Reporters Of Tapping Press Briefing With Mics And Cameras
March 9, 2017
The President tweeted, “Just heard that the sneaky crooked media has been tapping into our press briefings. ILLEGAL AND SAD! UNFAIR.”
Trump Honors Carmen Electra In International Women’s Day Speech
March 8, 2017
"She taught sixes and sevens all over the world that with a good cosmetic surgeon and a push-up bra, you could be an eight."