President Trump Tweets About Alderaan Terror Attack Morning After Star Wars Airs On TBS
March 14, 2017
“Who cares where the President heard about the terror attack?” asked Kellyanne Conway during an appearance this morning on Fox and Friends.
Trump Accuses Reporters Of Tapping Press Briefing With Mics And Cameras
March 9, 2017
The President tweeted, “Just heard that the sneaky crooked media has been tapping into our press briefings. ILLEGAL AND SAD! UNFAIR.”
Trump Honors Carmen Electra In International Women’s Day Speech
March 8, 2017
"She taught sixes and sevens all over the world that with a good cosmetic surgeon and a push-up bra, you could be an eight."
George Soros Reminds Followers To Attach Screenshots Of All Anti-Trump Posts Before E-Mailing Their Invoices
February 25, 2017
"Also, please crop your images...there's plenty of decent Screenshot Applications you can use. I like Jing, myself."
37 Trump Executive Orders That Aren’t Far Enough From The Truth
February 18, 2017
Donald Trump has taken to practicing his outstanding drawing skills in these hilarious executive order memes.
Steve Bannon Suffers Severe Muscle Cramps In Arm Used To Operate Donald Trump
February 6, 2017
A staffer was forced to call 911 yesterday after chief strategist Steve Bannon lost control of his right arm while operating Donald Trump.
Trump Fires Statue Of Liberty For Serving As Beacon Of Hope For Immigrants
February 4, 2017
"Anything that gives terrified families running from death even the tiniest glimmer of hope...that's just not what America stands for."