White House Chef Accidentally Feeds Steve Bannon After Midnight

White House Chef Accidentally Feeds Steve Bannon After Midnight

"He's looking up female staffer’s skirts, drinking, smoking cigars...it’s like having Bill Clinton in the White House all over again!”
Millions Of Americans Cross Fingers In Hopes Of Biggest April Fools Reveal Ever

Millions Of Americans Cross Fingers In Hopes Of Biggest April Fools Reveal Ever

“I pray every night that on April 1st, Ashton Kutcher is going to crash one of Sean Spicer’s press briefings and announce a Punk'd reboot."
President Trump Tweets About Alderaan Terror Attack Morning After Star Wars Airs On TBS

President Trump Tweets About Alderaan Terror Attack Morning After Star Wars Airs On TBS

“Who cares where the President heard about the terror attack?” asked Kellyanne Conway during an appearance this morning on Fox and Friends.
Trump Accuses Reporters Of Tapping Press Briefing With Mics And Cameras

Trump Accuses Reporters Of Tapping Press Briefing With Mics And Cameras

The President tweeted, “Just heard that the sneaky crooked media has been tapping into our press briefings. ILLEGAL AND SAD! UNFAIR.”
Trump Honors Carmen Electra In International Women’s Day Speech

Trump Honors Carmen Electra In International Women’s Day Speech

"She taught sixes and sevens all over the world that with a good cosmetic surgeon and a push-up bra, you could be an eight."