66 Hilarious Covfefe Tweets That Still Don’t Explain Anything

66 Hilarious Covfefe Tweets That Still Don’t Explain Anything

Thankfully we have Twitter to give us countless covfefe tweets gussing what this newest Trumpism truly means.
Melania Still Working Up To Starting Her First 100 Days

Melania Still Working Up To Starting Her First 100 Days

Sources say she's made a substantial effort to get "within even a 100-mile radius of her husband," but things seem to keep popping up.
White House Phases Out Michelle Obama’s “Mandatory Abortion Of All White Christian Babies” Program

White House Phases Out Michelle Obama’s “Mandatory Abortion Of All White Christian Babies” Program

The Trump administration has taken steps to phase out Michelle Obama's "Mandatory Abortion of All White Christian Babies" program.
Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Cancelling Cinco De Mayo

Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Cancelling Cinco De Mayo

Cheers rose to deafening levels as Donald Trump announced the new name of the beloved holiday: “Just The Fifth of May.”
Trump Says He Would Have Risen “From That Cave In Two Days, Tops” In Easter Speech

Trump Says He Would Have Risen “From That Cave In Two Days, Tops” In Easter Speech

The President seemed unimpressed with Christ on every level, going so far as to say His crucifixion was due to His own inability to lead.