George Soros Reminds Followers To Attach Screenshots Of All Anti-Trump Posts Before E-Mailing Their Invoices
February 25, 2017
"Also, please crop your images...there's plenty of decent Screenshot Applications you can use. I like Jing, myself."
37 Trump Executive Orders That Aren’t Far Enough From The Truth
February 18, 2017
Donald Trump has taken to practicing his outstanding drawing skills in these hilarious executive order memes.
Steve Bannon Suffers Severe Muscle Cramps In Arm Used To Operate Donald Trump
February 6, 2017
A staffer was forced to call 911 yesterday after chief strategist Steve Bannon lost control of his right arm while operating Donald Trump.
Trump Fires Statue Of Liberty For Serving As Beacon Of Hope For Immigrants
February 4, 2017
"Anything that gives terrified families running from death even the tiniest glimmer of hope...that's just not what America stands for."
33 #TrumpOnBlackHistory Tweets That Are Almost Too Real
February 2, 2017
It's pretty understandable how this could happen...it must take a lot of brainpower to figure out if Rosa Parks is a place or a person.
I’m An Adult, So I Won’t Do It. But I’d Like To Punch Barron Trump Right In The Nose
January 28, 2017
It’s not his fault who his dad is. Oh, but you can’t you just tell he’s already turning into such a dick?! His little fancy haircut. Jeez!
Baby Born On Inauguration Day Crawls Back Into Mother’s Womb
January 27, 2017
“She literally crawled back inside me,” said Ms. Davidson. “It was like a rabbit trying to escape into its burrow."