Trump’s Sexual Assault Comments Likely Inexcusable Because He’s Not A Varsity Athlete

Trump’s Sexual Assault Comments Likely Inexcusable Because He’s Not A Varsity Athlete

“Trump’s comments are absolutely, quite simply, despicable. He’s neither fast nor strong enough to get away with such disgusting slander.”
Mike Pence Vows To Hunt Down and Exterminate All Remaining Jedi If Trump Wins Election

Mike Pence Vows To Hunt Down and Exterminate All Remaining Jedi If Trump Wins Election

“I just finished constructing my first lightsaber - red, of course - and I've completed all of my training," beamed Pence.
Donald Trump Claims New Moustache Is A “Tribute To Charlie Chaplin” And Nothing More

Donald Trump Claims New Moustache Is A “Tribute To Charlie Chaplin” And Nothing More

For years, Trump's defining physical characteristics have been small hands and the animal on his head, but you can add facial hair to the list.
Cthulhu Officially Endorses Donald Trump, “He Has What It Takes To Destroy The World”

Cthulhu Officially Endorses Donald Trump, “He Has What It Takes To Destroy The World”

Donald Trump has gained endorsements like Scott Baio and Hulk Hogan, but none of them can hold a candle to his latest endorsement, Cthulhu.
Hitler Falls Behind Donald Trump In List Of People You Want To Go Back In Time And Kill

Hitler Falls Behind Donald Trump In List Of People You Want To Go Back In Time And Kill

Move over Hitler, there’s a new target for hypothetical time-travel assassination and he’s more The Apprentice than Der Fuhrer!