I’m An Adult, So I Won’t Do It. But I’d Like To Punch Barron Trump Right In The Nose
January 28, 2017
It’s not his fault who his dad is. Oh, but you can’t you just tell he’s already turning into such a dick?! His little fancy haircut. Jeez!
Baby Born On Inauguration Day Crawls Back Into Mother’s Womb
January 27, 2017
“She literally crawled back inside me,” said Ms. Davidson. “It was like a rabbit trying to escape into its burrow."
29 #AlternativeFacts Tweets That Even Sean Spicer Wouldn’t Agree With
January 25, 2017
You're gonna check out all of these tweets because if you don't, a lizard bear will eat you. #alternativefacts
Trump’s New Year’s Resolution: Get a Black Friend
January 17, 2017
"One of my staffers watched The Wire and there seem to be a lot of them in Baltimore. We'll become the best of friends."
Donald Trump Announces Plan To Officially Change USA to USSA
January 12, 2017
Trump declined to talk to the press about his decision, instead leaving Kellyanne Conway to defend his plan to rename the country.
31 Horrifyingly Hilarious Tweets About Trump’s Cabinet Appointments
December 20, 2016
Enjoy these hilarious tweets about Trump's recent cabinet appointments before he appoints North Korea the secretary of free press.
If Donald Trump’s So Sexist, Then Why’s He Only Appointing Male Secretaries, Huh?
December 19, 2016
This guy is breaking gender norms left and right.