Honestly, I Love Nasty Women, Bruh

Honestly, I Love Nasty Women, Bruh

I mean c’mon. When the chicks get nasty I fall in love. No joke bruh. Head over god damn heels. Sorry, am I making you uncomfortable?
Beloved Cat Rescue Service, “Grab ‘Em By The Pussy,” Must Change Name Now

Beloved Cat Rescue Service, “Grab ‘Em By The Pussy,” Must Change Name Now

“Why, for over forty years we’ve been grabbin’ ‘em by the pussy!” yelped Mick, his youthful exuberance barely recognizable anymore.
An Open Letter To Pepe The Frog From Your Nephew, Kermit

An Open Letter To Pepe The Frog From Your Nephew, Kermit

I mean I've never liked you urinating in public and on random objects and people; that’s what drove the Fraggles underground.
Trump’s Sexual Assault Comments Likely Inexcusable Because He’s Not A Varsity Athlete

Trump’s Sexual Assault Comments Likely Inexcusable Because He’s Not A Varsity Athlete

“Trump’s comments are absolutely, quite simply, despicable. He’s neither fast nor strong enough to get away with such disgusting slander.”
Mike Pence Vows To Hunt Down and Exterminate All Remaining Jedi If Trump Wins Election

Mike Pence Vows To Hunt Down and Exterminate All Remaining Jedi If Trump Wins Election

“I just finished constructing my first lightsaber - red, of course - and I've completed all of my training," beamed Pence.