Study Shows Hiding Drugs In Halloween Candy No Longer Economically Viable For Most Americans

Study Shows Hiding Drugs In Halloween Candy No Longer Economically Viable For Most Americans

“Those drugs are staying in my house, for my family."
42 Memes That Perfectly Capture The Devastation Of A Hangover

42 Memes That Perfectly Capture The Devastation Of A Hangover

Forty-two hilarious memes that perfectly illustrate the true agony and despair caused by drinking way too much.
Mushroom Trip Off To Bad Start With Discovery Of Dead, Hairless, Baby Bird On Sidewalk

Mushroom Trip Off To Bad Start With Discovery Of Dead, Hairless, Baby Bird On Sidewalk

The trip took a dark turn upon discovering a dead baby bird splattered on the sidewalk, mere minutes after having eaten an eighth of psilocybin mushrooms.
Dear Shane: I Wanna Break Up With My GF, But I Need Her Urine To Pass A Drug Test

Dear Shane: I Wanna Break Up With My GF, But I Need Her Urine To Pass A Drug Test

Runt's resident advice columnist talks a young man through the perils of love, work, and piss.
25 Photos That Prove Florida Is Just The Worst

25 Photos That Prove Florida Is Just The Worst

With a population made up of retirees, gun nuts, alligators, drug dealers, and strippers, it's no shock most Americans think Florida is the worst state.