Sometimes pets just do it better, even faking their highs. And besides, looking at a picture that screams “dachshund that smoked a doobie” is almost as fun as saying it. Here are the world’s most stoned looking pets:



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Sometimes pets just do it better, even faking their highs. And besides, looking at a picture that screams “dachshund that smoked a doobie” is almost as fun as saying it. Here are the world’s most stoned looking pets:



Ah, to be so young and so high! Rather than enjoy a calm high, 10 Guy insists on pushing the limits of common sense by going a few dozen tokes over the line. 10 Guy is the guy who, instead of hitting the brakes when he became Conspiracy Keanu, decided to take another gigantic bong hit and accelerate right off the cliff into nonsense land. And so we present the 10 Guy meme:



Last week we published a post on Conspiracy Keanu, the stoner sage and conspiracy theorist who somehow just knew after getting high. Turns out Conspiracy Keanu resonated with a lot of people — you either knew him or were him. And so we present another mind-blowing round of Conspiracy Keanu:



We’ve all been there: you’re a trouble-making teenager taking your first bong rip with a circle of friends while skipping algebra. After everyone has been satiated, a transformation takes place. Suddenly, one of your friends has figured out the entire freaking world and has no choice but to elucidate his new-found wisdom to the crowd. And so we introduce Conspiracy Keanu, the sage of stoners:


