I’m An Adult, So I Won’t Do It. But I’d Like To Punch Barron Trump Right In The Nose

I’m An Adult, So I Won’t Do It. But I’d Like To Punch Barron Trump Right In The Nose

It’s not his fault who his dad is. Oh, but you can’t you just tell he’s already turning into such a dick?! His little fancy haircut. Jeez!
Donald Trump Announces Plan To Officially Change USA to USSA

Donald Trump Announces Plan To Officially Change USA to USSA

Trump declined to talk to the press about his decision, instead leaving Kellyanne Conway to defend his plan to rename the country.
If Donald Trump’s So Sexist, Then Why’s He Only Appointing Male Secretaries, Huh?

If Donald Trump’s So Sexist, Then Why’s He Only Appointing Male Secretaries, Huh?

This guy is breaking gender norms left and right.
Eternian Judge Rejects Sorceress’s Request For Grayskull Recount, “Skeletor Won, Get Over it!”

Eternian Judge Rejects Sorceress’s Request For Grayskull Recount, “Skeletor Won, Get Over it!”

“The election is over,” said judge Yur-Hon-Or in regards to the recount. “Skeletor won and the Masters Of The Universe need to get over it!”
Trump Announces Next Cabinet Appointment Will Be POC, But Nothing “Too Dark”

Trump Announces Next Cabinet Appointment Will Be POC, But Nothing “Too Dark”

"They have them now, and Steve you know this, they have them now where they’re so light they’re only a little black."