I’m An Adult, So I Won’t Do It. But I’d Like To Punch Barron Trump Right In The Nose
January 28, 2017
It’s not his fault who his dad is. Oh, but you can’t you just tell he’s already turning into such a dick?! His little fancy haircut. Jeez!
Donald Trump Announces Plan To Officially Change USA to USSA
January 12, 2017
Trump declined to talk to the press about his decision, instead leaving Kellyanne Conway to defend his plan to rename the country.
This Will Probably Be The Year You Kill Yourself
January 1, 2017
“When will this life ever go exactly according to my plan?!? Should I just throw myself off the yacht already?!"
31 Horrifyingly Hilarious Tweets About Trump’s Cabinet Appointments
December 20, 2016
Enjoy these hilarious tweets about Trump's recent cabinet appointments before he appoints North Korea the secretary of free press.
If Donald Trump’s So Sexist, Then Why’s He Only Appointing Male Secretaries, Huh?
December 19, 2016
This guy is breaking gender norms left and right.
Eternian Judge Rejects Sorceress’s Request For Grayskull Recount, “Skeletor Won, Get Over it!”
December 17, 2016
“The election is over,” said judge Yur-Hon-Or in regards to the recount. “Skeletor won and the Masters Of The Universe need to get over it!”
Trump Announces Next Cabinet Appointment Will Be POC, But Nothing “Too Dark”
December 4, 2016
"They have them now, and Steve you know this, they have them now where they’re so light they’re only a little black."