Donald Trump Announces Plan To Officially Change USA to USSA

Donald Trump Announces Plan To Officially Change USA to USSA

Trump declined to talk to the press about his decision, instead leaving Kellyanne Conway to defend his plan to rename the country.
This Will Probably Be The Year You Kill Yourself

This Will Probably Be The Year You Kill Yourself

“When will this life ever go exactly according to my plan?!? Should I just throw myself off the yacht already?!"
Eternian Judge Rejects Sorceress’s Request For Grayskull Recount, “Skeletor Won, Get Over it!”

Eternian Judge Rejects Sorceress’s Request For Grayskull Recount, “Skeletor Won, Get Over it!”

“The election is over,” said judge Yur-Hon-Or in regards to the recount. “Skeletor won and the Masters Of The Universe need to get over it!”
Trump Announces Next Cabinet Appointment Will Be POC, But Nothing “Too Dark”

Trump Announces Next Cabinet Appointment Will Be POC, But Nothing “Too Dark”

"They have them now, and Steve you know this, they have them now where they’re so light they’re only a little black."
Trump Supporter Who Hasn’t Removed Hat In 11 Months Really Laying Into Woman About Her Hijab

Trump Supporter Who Hasn’t Removed Hat In 11 Months Really Laying Into Woman About Her Hijab

"It makes me angry that these people living in our country can't see that they've been completely brainwashed by an extremist doctrine."