Shocking Study Reveals Most Men Using Term “Butthurt” Haven’t Actually Been Fucked In The Ass

Shocking Study Reveals Most Men Using Term “Butthurt” Haven’t Actually Been Fucked In The Ass

Many say they think being rectally penetrated "would probably hurt."
Everyone Needs To Come Together And Unify, Says Man Who Keeps Calling You A Whiny-Ass Pussy

Everyone Needs To Come Together And Unify, Says Man Who Keeps Calling You A Whiny-Ass Pussy

The unity of the people of this country requires everyone to quit bitching like a little pussy and see things his way for once.
Trump Agrees To Forgo Presidential Salary As Long As Millions Of Americans Agree To Forgo Basic Rights

Trump Agrees To Forgo Presidential Salary As Long As Millions Of Americans Agree To Forgo Basic Rights

’Tis a fair deal! A gentlemen’s agreement!
42 Savage White House Pranks Donald Trump Can Expect From Joe Biden

42 Savage White House Pranks Donald Trump Can Expect From Joe Biden

Donald Trump may have won the Presidency, but that doesn't mean Joe Biden isn't going to turn over the White House without a fight.
High School Reunion Cancelled After Alumni Decide 2016 Is ‘Already Bad Enough’

High School Reunion Cancelled After Alumni Decide 2016 Is ‘Already Bad Enough’

“Politics definitely started it. Then it was stuff like police brutality. But I think it was those creepy-ass clowns that really did it in."