Think Donald Trump’s Tax Returns Are Shocking? You Should See His Blockbuster Video Returns!
October 15, 2016
Can we trust a man with a Blockbuster rental record such as this one? This writer certainly thinks not.
An Open Letter To Pepe The Frog From Your Nephew, Kermit
October 14, 2016
I mean I've never liked you urinating in public and on random objects and people; that’s what drove the Fraggles underground.
10 Stock Photo Models That Might Help You Humanize Sexism If Your Mom And Sister Just Aren’t Doing The Trick
October 13, 2016
Here are ten women that have absolutely no relation to you to edit into your memories until you can find some empathy!
Trump’s Sexual Assault Comments Likely Inexcusable Because He’s Not A Varsity Athlete
October 12, 2016
“Trump’s comments are absolutely, quite simply, despicable. He’s neither fast nor strong enough to get away with such disgusting slander.”
33 Ken Bone Memes That Prove We Will Never Be Good Enough To Deserve Him
October 11, 2016
These Ken Bone memes prove that there may be a glimmer of hope in the mess that is 2016 American politics.
Mike Pence Vows To Hunt Down and Exterminate All Remaining Jedi If Trump Wins Election
October 2, 2016
“I just finished constructing my first lightsaber - red, of course - and I've completed all of my training," beamed Pence.
Confusingly High Number Of American Voters Support Pathological Liar / Reality TV Star For President Of United States
August 24, 2016
Inexplicably, tens of millions of registered American voters believe that of every possible person, the most logical choice to head many aspects of government is a flat-footed, slippery-kneed, half-man-half-turkey who has not only never worked in government, but whose poor business decisions have led his companies to bankruptcy on four separate occasions.