Millennial Voter Not Sure Whether To Throw Away Vote On Jill Stein Or Gary Johnson
August 22, 2016
Brayden O'Connor has a hard choice to make this November: whether to throw away his vote on Jill Stein or Gary Johnson.
Donald Trump Claims New Moustache Is A “Tribute To Charlie Chaplin” And Nothing More
August 17, 2016
For years, Trump's defining physical characteristics have been small hands and the animal on his head, but you can add facial hair to the list.
Cthulhu Officially Endorses Donald Trump, “He Has What It Takes To Destroy The World”
August 10, 2016
Donald Trump has gained endorsements like Scott Baio and Hulk Hogan, but none of them can hold a candle to his latest endorsement, Cthulhu.
Hitler Falls Behind Donald Trump In List Of People You Want To Go Back In Time And Kill
April 18, 2016
Move over Hitler, there’s a new target for hypothetical time-travel assassination and he’s more The Apprentice than Der Fuhrer!
Attempt By Bush, Rubio, Romney, And Cruz To Form Large, Fleshy Voltron Ends In Pain And Tears
March 31, 2016
Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, and Mitt Romney tried unsuccessfully to merge with current GOP hopeful Ted Cruz during a secret meeting on Saturday.
If Trump Wins, I’m Moving To Bora Bora
March 30, 2016
If Trump wins, I will have no other choice except to move to paradise on earth, and it's not just because my frequent flier miles cover it.
Quiz: How Trumpy Are You?
March 22, 2016
Not just anyone can be like The Donald — it takes a very special skill set. Take this quiz to determine, "How Trumpy Are You?"