Roommate Just Wondering How Your Hot Friend Megan Is Doing

Roommate Just Wondering How Your Hot Friend Megan Is Doing

Oh, Megan. Megan who has long brown hair which she washes more than once a week and has never even been mistaken for a man.
Scientists Think Male T-Rex May Have Used Penis For Sex

Scientists Think Male T-Rex May Have Used Penis For Sex

Paleontologists consider the T-Rex to be the biggest dick in the dinosaur kingdom, but a new discovery suggests it may have also had one.
When I Tried To Kill Myself, I Was Way Too Drunk To Operate A Tape Recorder: 13 Reasons Why 13 Reasons Why Is Bullshit

When I Tried To Kill Myself, I Was Way Too Drunk To Operate A Tape Recorder: 13 Reasons Why 13 Reasons Why Is Bullshit

I’ve stayed sober long enough today to come up with thirteen reasons why 13 Reasons Why is bullshit if you're an overweight balding divorcee.
Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Cancelling Cinco De Mayo

Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Cancelling Cinco De Mayo

Cheers rose to deafening levels as Donald Trump announced the new name of the beloved holiday: “Just The Fifth of May.”
White House Still Can’t Get The Kid Rock Smell Out

White House Still Can’t Get The Kid Rock Smell Out

"No matter what we do, it still smells like a dead raccoon soaked in Old Crow came back to life, and then died again behind a leaky radiator."