San Juan Kicks Off Spring Break With Annual Running Of The Frat Boys
March 17, 2017
Tourists and locals try to outrun liquored-up frat boys as they stampede through the streets trampling and groping everything in their path.
5 Tips Guaranteed To Help Nice Guys Get Some / Find True Love
March 16, 2017
If you're a nice guy, just remember that there are plenty of fish in the sea! You just have to know how to use the right bait.
Trump Promises To Get Pence Laid During Crazy Spring Break At Mar-a-Lago
March 15, 2017
The VP nearly had relations in a hot tub with a hyper-sexual foreign woman named Melania, but it was Karen he truly wanted all along.
President Trump Tweets About Alderaan Terror Attack Morning After Star Wars Airs On TBS
March 14, 2017
“Who cares where the President heard about the terror attack?” asked Kellyanne Conway during an appearance this morning on Fox and Friends.
Are You Men Troubadours? Or Are You Just A Bunch Of Pussies?
March 13, 2017
Are you strong men; brave, cunning, and prepared? The proudest of players? The mightiest of minstrels? Or are you, verily, pussies?
Awesome! Instead Of Using “The Force”, These Jedi Are Using Consent
March 12, 2017
You can now watch Luke and his lightsaber use the SaSie app before anyone goes flying across the room. That's the force of consent!
Mike Pence Announces Nationwide Ban On Dancing
March 11, 2017
Pence says they made this decision based on an accumulation of data that shows a direct correlation between dancing and illegal immigration.