Dad Can’t Wait To Use Father’s Day Tie You Gave Him For Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

Dad Can’t Wait To Use Father’s Day Tie You Gave Him For Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

The father of three received the gift with enthusiasm, as he ran his fingers over the silk and imagined it choking the life out of him.
White House Forces Sean Spicer To Wear Shock Collar During Press Briefings

White House Forces Sean Spicer To Wear Shock Collar During Press Briefings

"When I get angry or inappropriate with the press, the collar delivers 4500 volts directly to my neck. Questions?”
Mike Rowe Longingly Remembers Blue Collar Start As Purse Salesman On QVC

Mike Rowe Longingly Remembers Blue Collar Start As Purse Salesman On QVC

“I didn’t just start off selling Vera Bradley and Prada purses…at QVC they start you off with the cheap stuff and you work your way up.”
Why I’m Giving Up On My Intellect And Just Running With My Boobs

Why I’m Giving Up On My Intellect And Just Running With My Boobs

My bosses talk a lot about bandwidth and output and work models, but what they really mean is “I would rather be hanging out with some boobs.”
Inspiring! United Airlines Makes Amends By Dragging Passenger ONTO A Plane

Inspiring! United Airlines Makes Amends By Dragging Passenger ONTO A Plane

United Says they don't feel the need to make a statement about their heroic good deed: “These kinds of actions tend to speak for themselves.”