Trump Tries To Order Chinese Food, Calls President Of Taiwan Instead
December 14, 2016
"The phone call was absolutely terrible, and quite honestly, that could be the last time I order Chinese food.”
Report: 100% Of Tips To Help You Sleep Nowhere Near As Effective As Xanax
December 13, 2016
“I hope this news somehow makes it illegal for my doctor to keep asking about my ‘lifestyle’ choices,” one participant added.
New HGTV Show “Fixes-Up” Gay Couples, Turns Them Into Miserable Straight Ones
December 10, 2016
"Home improvement is great, but America could deal with a little more homo-improvement, don't you think?"
Going Away Party For Tina A Bit Too Enthusiastic
December 9, 2016
“Although I can’t help but wonder...why did everyone keep looking at me and then high-fiving?"
Feminism Win! This Vape-Enthusiast Always Pressures His Girlfriends To Get Abortions
December 6, 2016
"I'm already dodging my ex over child support, so I just want to use my voice to help other women before it comes to that."
Trump Announces Next Cabinet Appointment Will Be POC, But Nothing “Too Dark”
December 4, 2016
"They have them now, and Steve you know this, they have them now where they’re so light they’re only a little black."
Trump Supporter Who Hasn’t Removed Hat In 11 Months Really Laying Into Woman About Her Hijab
December 3, 2016
"It makes me angry that these people living in our country can't see that they've been completely brainwashed by an extremist doctrine."