Kellyanne Conway Unhinges Jaw, Swallows Live Rat At Press Conference
March 10, 2017
Conway later denied she devoured a rodent, claiming what reporters saw was her merely popping a large white tic-tac.
Trump Accuses Reporters Of Tapping Press Briefing With Mics And Cameras
March 9, 2017
The President tweeted, “Just heard that the sneaky crooked media has been tapping into our press briefings. ILLEGAL AND SAD! UNFAIR.”
Trump Honors Carmen Electra In International Women’s Day Speech
March 8, 2017
"She taught sixes and sevens all over the world that with a good cosmetic surgeon and a push-up bra, you could be an eight."
8 Better Uses For The Shitty Art You Bought From Katie To Benefit The ACLU
March 7, 2017
There are plenty of things you can do with such a visually assaulting monstrosity - you just have to get a little creative!
If God Wouldn’t Give Me More Than I Can Handle, Then Why Did I Puke So Much At Andy’s Party Last Night?
March 5, 2017
Was God telling me to eat more bread before I went out and I just didn’t hear him?
I Vaccinated My Kid, And Then A Bear Ate Him
March 4, 2017
Now, having lost my precious baby boy, I’ll never forgive myself for not trusting my instincts about vaccines…and bears.
Nickelodeon Cancels Milo Yiannopoulous’ Appearance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
March 2, 2017
"We feel that the comments Milo made in these videos are simply too far and not congruent with the values of our network" Nick execs stated.