Adult Man Regrets Re-Watching Donnie Darko And Fight Club

Adult Man Regrets Re-Watching Donnie Darko And Fight Club

Local adult man Yasin Asfour, 27, suffered a crisis of faith last weekend after re-watching Donnie Darko and Fight Club.
Hipster Groundhog Was Seeing His Shadow Before it Was Cool

Hipster Groundhog Was Seeing His Shadow Before it Was Cool

“It wasn’t always about the weather, man,” Phil lamented as he donned a knit cap that matched his suspenders and capri khakis.
Republicans To Repeal Obamacare, Replace It With First Aid Kit From Walmart Camping Section

Republicans To Repeal Obamacare, Replace It With First Aid Kit From Walmart Camping Section

“This one kit has to be enough for everyone so it’s important that nobody take anything unless they really need it,” said Spicer.
Unemployed Friends Playing It Fast And Loose With These Wednesday Game Nights

Unemployed Friends Playing It Fast And Loose With These Wednesday Game Nights

"Is it a normal thing for 6-8 people in their mid-twenties to meet up and play six hours of Settlers of Catan on any given Wednesday?!"
I’m An Adult, So I Won’t Do It. But I’d Like To Punch Barron Trump Right In The Nose

I’m An Adult, So I Won’t Do It. But I’d Like To Punch Barron Trump Right In The Nose

It’s not his fault who his dad is. Oh, but you can’t you just tell he’s already turning into such a dick?! His little fancy haircut. Jeez!