Local Man Disgusted That Woman As Funny As Dane Cook Is Now As Successful As Dane Cook

Local Man Disgusted That Woman As Funny As Dane Cook Is Now As Successful As Dane Cook

Tim Spiegel has angrily announced his disgust that Amy Schumer, who is as talented as Dane Cook, is now also as successful as Dane Cook.
Man In Basement Apartment With Beaded Curtain Never Surprised To Hear About Any Wiretap Allegations

Man In Basement Apartment With Beaded Curtain Never Surprised To Hear About Any Wiretap Allegations

"And now with these so-called 'therapy dogs' allowed in all the stores and whatnot?! It's biological warfare 101, dude."
Why I’m Okay With My Dull, Domestic Life And Billionaire Husband

Why I’m Okay With My Dull, Domestic Life And Billionaire Husband

Night after night it’s the same: caviar and champagne on our silk sheets. Boring, I know. But I'm learning to love life in our mansion!
Trump Says He Would Have Risen “From That Cave In Two Days, Tops” In Easter Speech

Trump Says He Would Have Risen “From That Cave In Two Days, Tops” In Easter Speech

The President seemed unimpressed with Christ on every level, going so far as to say His crucifixion was due to His own inability to lead.
Man With Confederate Flag On Truck Hardly Had Time To Put Sleeves On Today

Man With Confederate Flag On Truck Hardly Had Time To Put Sleeves On Today

"For some reason he must have completely forgotten to put those sleeves on... must have a lot to do today."