Why I’m Killing All Your Favorite Celebrities: An Editorial By God
December 2, 2016
Let me start by addressing the big one: Bowie. I hated to take him from you guys, I really did, but I needed him for Battle of the Bands.
Awesome! This Man Loved True Crime Stories So Much He Killed His Whole Family
December 1, 2016
Mark killed his entire family to do his part to make sure networks would continue to have plenty of true crime material. Talk about Dad Goals!
I’ll Put A Comma, Wherever, The Fuck I Want,
November 29, 2016
Think of grammar as words separating commas instead of the other way around because who died and left words in charge of every sentence?
Parents With No Sense Of Boundaries Credit Long Marriage To “Nobel Prize In Sexual Chemistry”
November 26, 2016
His father then proceeded to "honk" an imaginary pair of boobs in the air in front of him.
7 Celebrities Who Probably Can’t Afford Their ‘MTV Crib’ Anymore
November 24, 2016
If we were betting men (we are not), we'd say at least 80% of these people do not currently own a gold toilet.
Shocking Study Reveals Most Men Using Term “Butthurt” Haven’t Actually Been Fucked In The Ass
November 23, 2016
Many say they think being rectally penetrated "would probably hurt."
Mom Can’t Wait To Micro-Manage The Ever Living Shit Out Of Setting Table For Thanksgiving
November 22, 2016
She "truly dreams" of seeing the confused looks on their faces when she insists they take out the "good candles."