White Girl Trying To Figure Out Which Tan Friend Will Be Fasting For Ramadan

White Girl Trying To Figure Out Which Tan Friend Will Be Fasting For Ramadan

“I have a lot of ‘ethnic’ looking friends so I’m not sure who is celebrating, and I don’t know if this is like, a sad holiday or a happy one…"
6 Tips for Growing Your Hair So Long People Will Think You Were Homeschooled

6 Tips for Growing Your Hair So Long People Will Think You Were Homeschooled

Pamper yourself a little, and people will start asking if you won the National Spelling Bee as a child.
Guy Wonders If Watching “The Handjob’s Tale” Makes Him Part Of The Problem

Guy Wonders If Watching “The Handjob’s Tale” Makes Him Part Of The Problem

"The society in the show is everything I oppose, but then I started watching, and I gotta be real: those maid outfits make me wanna nut.”
Melania Still Working Up To Starting Her First 100 Days

Melania Still Working Up To Starting Her First 100 Days

Sources say she's made a substantial effort to get "within even a 100-mile radius of her husband," but things seem to keep popping up.
Ghost of Roger Ailes Seen Haunting Women’s Restroom At Fox News Headquarters

Ghost of Roger Ailes Seen Haunting Women’s Restroom At Fox News Headquarters

Several female interns have reported seeing the spirit of the recently deceased media mogul skulking around the first-floor restroom.