Relax, We’ve Got 11 Months Until We Have to Start Thinking About Black People Again
March 1, 2017
Well my fellow Americans-who-don’t-need-a-hyphen-to-define-us, another successful Black History Month has come and gone.
Wes Anderson Slated To Direct “Triumph of the Will” Remake
February 28, 2017
Gwyneth Paltrow is rumored to make a cameo appearance as Eva Braun, and Bill Murray recently accepted the role of every other character.
Ew, Do You Think Elaine Chao Sucks Mitch McConnell’s Weird Dick?
February 27, 2017
Do they make eye contact during the act? Does she swallow? Do they kiss right afterwards? Does he say “thank you”?
George Soros Reminds Followers To Attach Screenshots Of All Anti-Trump Posts Before E-Mailing Their Invoices
February 25, 2017
"Also, please crop your images...there's plenty of decent Screenshot Applications you can use. I like Jing, myself."
7 Outfits For The Office That Say “A Child In Bangladesh Made This”
February 24, 2017
These fresh looks for the office simply scream "An impoverished Bangladeshi child made this!"
Runt’s 2007 Predictions Ten Years Later: We Didn’t Get Much Right
February 23, 2017
If we had to pick a musical act from 2007 that has the talent to still be crushing it in 2017 it would have to be The Plain White T’s.
6 Fun Car Games For Your Road Trip To The Women’s Clinic Five States Away!
February 22, 2017
Have grumpy, old conservatives shut down your Women’s Clinic? Sounds like someone may be hitting the open road to the one in the next state!