Baby Born On Inauguration Day Crawls Back Into Mother’s Womb
January 27, 2017
“She literally crawled back inside me,” said Ms. Davidson. “It was like a rabbit trying to escape into its burrow."
4th Grader Humiliated When Dad Drops Mixtape At Parent-Teacher Conference
January 26, 2017
Academy Awards Tries To Avoid #OscarsSoWhite Repeat, Nominates Madea Halloween For 8 Oscars
January 24, 2017
“We googled all the African American films that came out in 2016 and Boo! A Madea Halloween was the first film on Wikipedia."
Wow! This Cake Popped Out Of A Stripper!
January 21, 2017
Meet Funfetti, the modern marvel of science, culture, and stripper lore. She takes the surprise out of cakes, and the cakes out of her butt.
Passive Aggressive Friend Planning One Million And ONE Women March
January 20, 2017
"I just thought, hey, wouldn't it be nice if a bunch of people could get together and march? Specifically a million and one of them."
I Love My Baby, But I Wish He Would Stop Saying, “This Human Form Is Limiting”
January 19, 2017
I can’t be the only Mom who sometimes worries about her son’s unusually high interest in how long the human brain can survive without oxygen.
Tom Hanks Still Has Yet To Publicly Denounce Cannibalism, What Is He Waiting For?
January 18, 2017
“If Tom Hanks didn’t think eating people was ok, wouldn’t he have said something by now?”