Why I’m Killing All Your Favorite Celebrities: An Editorial By God

Why I’m Killing All Your Favorite Celebrities: An Editorial By God

Let me start by addressing the big one: Bowie. I hated to take him from you guys, I really did, but I needed him for Battle of the Bands.
Awesome! This Man Loved True Crime Stories So Much He Killed His Whole Family

Awesome! This Man Loved True Crime Stories So Much He Killed His Whole Family

Mark killed his entire family to do his part to make sure networks would continue to have plenty of true crime material. Talk about Dad Goals!
7 Celebrities Who Probably Can’t Afford Their ‘MTV Crib’ Anymore

7 Celebrities Who Probably Can’t Afford Their ‘MTV Crib’ Anymore

If we were betting men (we are not), we'd say at least 80% of these people do not currently own a gold toilet.
Shocking Study Reveals Most Men Using Term “Butthurt” Haven’t Actually Been Fucked In The Ass

Shocking Study Reveals Most Men Using Term “Butthurt” Haven’t Actually Been Fucked In The Ass

Many say they think being rectally penetrated "would probably hurt."
Mom Can’t Wait To Micro-Manage The Ever Living Shit Out Of Setting Table For Thanksgiving

Mom Can’t Wait To Micro-Manage The Ever Living Shit Out Of Setting Table For Thanksgiving

She "truly dreams" of seeing the confused looks on their faces when she insists they take out the "good candles."