Lame-Ass Honeybees Threatened. Again.
January 30, 2016
"We can't help you if you're not willing to help yourselves."
Delusional Mom Texts “NASA Hiring” Link With :) To Unemployed Son
December 14, 2015
According to a recent email from Josh's mom, even those who majored in Anthropology should apply to NASA's call for astronauts.
Leonid Meteor Shower Offers Millions Opportunity To Sleep Through Another Meteor Shower
November 17, 2015
Visible in both hemispheres, the Leonid meteor shower offers a celestial wonder for millions of people to sleep through.
NASA Announces Mars Is Not The Dry, Sexless Planet It Seems
September 29, 2015
“We thought her fertile days were long-gone, but apparently the old hag has still has some kick in her,” said NASA’s planetary science division director.