The Nine Most Crippling First World Problems

As investigated previously by ROTW, First World Problems (also known as White Whine) are those debilitating issues that plague the global upper crust. The everyday issues that in perspective seem (and are) ridiculous, yet still manage to drive one absolutely crazy. And so we present to you, the nine most crippling First World Problems:

first world problem brushed teeth The Nine Most Crippling First World Problems

first world problem poop smartphone The Nine Most Crippling First World Problems

first world problem pillows The Nine Most Crippling First World Problems

first world problem dont want cook The Nine Most Crippling First World Problems

first world problem hangover The Nine Most Crippling First World Problems

first world problem pandora The Nine Most Crippling First World Problems

first world problem drink kitchen The Nine Most Crippling First World Problems

first world problem movie sound The Nine Most Crippling First World Problems

Comments

Niggerjones

Dickhdad says there are 9 problems. Only lists eight.
- http://twitter.com/RestlessMouse RestlessMouse
  
  NJ, was that the ninth problem?
- Sahin351
  
  / / / The above comment is the ninth first world problem.
joe

the ninth problem was bloggers trolling innocent web surfers with ironically incomplete lists of ridiculous nonsense.
- George Miller
  
  Occupy Wall Street is the ninth First World Problem.
http://www.halfbakedpotatoes.com/creamofthecrop Half

Ah come on, leaving your drink in the kitchen is a serious pain in the face.
Lenny Winkle

Ha! I have these dilemmas all the time. One of my biggest 1st world problems is when I’m laying on the couch and need to type something. Do I just lay there and type it 1 finger at a time on my ipad or do I actually sit up and use my laptop since it’s easier to type on?

The other dilemma every day is what dumb things I’m going to waste my money on at fiver so that I can post the dumb stuff people do on my blog at http://madwinkle.com

Vote lenny Winkle for president and I promise to be the laziest president ever (which means I’ll screw up less)

Took me like 10 minutes to type this since I didn’t want to sit up.
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Afrierose

how about, go to sit down, have to pee
Matt2599

I have one:
Laid down on couch, got comfortable.

Can’t reach TV remote.
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