The Sad World Of The Misunderstood House Spider

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This is why i let spiders out of the house

Gdfgdfgdf

I’d rather have mosquitoes and any horrible disease they carry than one spider anywhere ever.

haters gon’ hate

that’s women’s logic if I ever heard it
- redjujube
  
  nope, women don’t have logic, just feelings
  - Allohalloh
    
    If that were true wouldn’t she be “feeling bad” for the spider in response to these images?
    - redjujube
      
      You’re implying women are always empathetic. And you seem to want me to explain this woman’s feelings. I can’t. Nobody can, not even women. Look at what she said… she would rather have malaria and other diseases than have a spider, most of which are harmless, in her presence. Typical irrational woman.
      
      Now I do admit I am an a$$hole but at least I’m rational. And if women would make at least some effort to be rational I would try to be less of an a$$hole.
    - Lordvarreus
      
      Sorry but thats not a womans state of mind, thats anyone who has any sort of mild to severe arachnaphobia. Which I as a man have *getting over it sorta still dont like em at all*, I dont mind spiders hell most of the small ones can go fuck themselves, their in a corner somewhere. Anything larger then a dime I squash…period. And if THE GIRL IM LIVING WITH has more fear of spiders then I do, and wants them dead. Who am I gonna serve, Woman who I live with and like etc etc. Or spider I barely tolerate….. Im going with woman. Now the women hating spiders is a sterotype. I know a TON of women who say go meh, who the fuck cares vs men LIKE ME who go….Im gettin a shoe.
    - Pacsr0mana
      
      ^ that person, despite everything they said, is a woman
    - http://www.danaseilhan.com Dana Seilhan
      
      That person is getting laid. That’s all that matters.
    - redjujube
      
      That’s an irrational statement. She says she lives with a woman she likes, doesn’t mean she’s getting laid. Even if she is getting laid, that’s not all that matters. Overcoming woman-like irrational fears also matters.
    - http://www.facebook.com/wolc.lupin Wolc Lupin
      
      doesn’t matter. I get laid but my house spiders are my personal pets and no one can lay a paper on them
    - redjujube
      
      yep, a woman
    - Wandsnroses
      
      i thought we were talking about spiders, not irrational women and men who are assholes?
    - colabea
      
      fear of creepy crawly things is probably a beneficial trait. primitive humans who used to go around ignoring nearby critters probably were way more likely to be injured, disfigured or killed than those who kept their distance. no one wants to reproduce with a dude who’s covered in swollen spider bites or, you know, dead. so his fear is arguably just a product of natural selection. as a woman who’s cool with spiders, I think you, despite everything you might say, are stupid.
    - http://www.danaseilhan.com Dana Seilhan
      
      I’m perfectly rational. I don’t date assholes.
    - redjujube
      
      I don’t want to date you so what’s yer point? That you’re god’s gift to men? Typical irrational woman.
    - platty4891
      
      the point was that she’s a woman and she’s rational. you made an assertion – she gave an example to demonstrate that you’re wrong. the implied slight at you was just her being witty. it’s still sound logic. when you make generalizations based on what people have got in their pants they are nearly always a) stupid and b) IRRATIONAL. you missed her point or willfully ignored it. in fact, you used your “masculine” grasp of deductive reasoning to lead to an inference about her alleged conceit that actually has nothing to do with anything she said. there’s not even a little implication that she thinks she’s “god’s gift to men”.
      
      if you were trolling I wouldn’t waste time responding, but you sound like so many people I know that I wouldn’t be even a tiny bit shocked if you’re serious. so feel free to miss/gloss over/attempt to contradict me too. I wouldn’t want to dampen your smug sense of superiority.
    - reese
      
      holy moses that was beautiful. I quiver when I read things like that….You have a way with words. Unfortunately it was a complete waste and way over rejujus head. I’m sure you well aware of this though. Just had admire rant, nice work.
    - Sean Fournel Campbell
      
      You are a deity in disguise. Bravo, friend, bravo :’ D I shall call you Ogrenix,slayer of trolls and other fiendish brutes xDD
      
      Well-said + Well done~
    - redjujube
      
      She gave no such example. She said she’s perfectly rational. Rational people know they’re not perfectly rational. She did not say the fact she doesn’t date assholes proves she is rational. The two statements are just 2 disjoint statements. The first proves she is not rational. The second states a dating preference and that’s all. There is no logic in what she said.
      
      Furthermore my statements are not based on what people have in their pants. It’s all about what people have between their ears. What women have between their ears is a brain that makes statements about how they feel rather than statements about facts and the relationships between facts that show cause-effect, for example. And my reasoning is not deductive, it’s inductive though I doubt you have any appreciation of the difference even a desire to know the difference.
      
      Finally, where did I say I am superior. I merely contend that men are rational whereas women are not. Women show superiority in some things but ration is not of of those things. Men and women are therefore complementary but not equivalent. Both have strengths and weaknesses.
    - Pffft.
      
      If every woman you know is irrational and insane, dude, it’s time to MEET DIFFERENT WOMEN.
      
      I say this because you seem to live on an entirely different planet from me – on MY planet there are all kinds of calm, logical, rational chicks (and some dudes who are entirely too emotional, too).
    - redjujube
      
      Those entirely too emotional dudes are actually women. Anyway, I didn’t say women are insane because they’re irrational. Besides, I like the way women are all emotional and irrational. A man just has to push the right buttons, usually in a very irrational way, and they’ll do ANYTHING for him. Every man knows that, don’t they? I met a woman once who was a fair bit more rational than most women. She was a terrible piece of ass and actually thought she didn’t have to do it if she didn’t want to. She called that rational. Sad.
    - Guest
      
      I hope you burn in hell, you girlfriend-raping piece of shit. I’d put a bullet between your eyes if I knew where to find you.
    - redjujube
      
      My address is 2616- 11th Avenue SE, Calgary, Alberta, Canada. I don’t want you to bleed on my carpet so I’m going to kill you in my front yard when you come, if my dog doesn’t kill you first. Please fall onto the grass, not the concrete walk, I don’t want to waste water hosing the blood off. I’ve never raped a woman in my life. The way you let your emotions carry you away to the point that you just make things up suggests to me you must be a woman.
    - Guest
      
      Ah, Canada. Figures.
    - brap
      
      I came from Calgary. I will come visit you because you made me lol. Only don’t shoot me, I just want to share lols.
      
      Gorram SE, though. There’s nothing down there :/
    - Domi
      
      Erm, I just LOVE how you assume that they’re women because they show too much emotion for your liking. And by “do it” you mean “have sex” then she’s absolutely right. >>; Forgive me for saying, you sound like a prat.
    - Guest
      
      wow, could you sound any more like a rapist? gender has NO impact on how emotional someone is. That’s just what society (and assholes like you) want us to believe.
    - Guest
      
      Considering that I’m a woman with a Bachelor’s Degree in Logic, I beg to differ on the point of women having nothing between their ears. There are women all over the world making rational decisions and saving people’s lives every day. I mean, seriously, are you kidding me? You’ve never once seen a rational woman? No women doctors? Lawyers? Congress people? What do you do for a living with all of your logic? Sit around on the internet all day making a sexist ass of yourself? Because that just makes you look like an idiot.
      
      Also, the idea that rational thinking and emotion exist in dichotomy is completely off-base, but I don’t expect someone who can’t even comprehend the idea of a rational woman to possibly comprehend that statement. Maybe if you thought as rationally as my female self does you wouldn’t even been in this stupid conversation…
    - redjujube
      
      Who said women have nothing between their ears? Not me. BA in logic? So what? Anybody can memorize a bunch of textbooks and regurgitate it on an exam if they work hard enough. And if you attend lectures and don’t fall asleep you can learn exactly how the prof wants it regurgitated. I know because I am a Ph.D in Logic and my students do it all the time and I did it when I was working on my BA.. A degree in logic doesn’t guarantee that the holder of the degree will act rationally. It only means they passed a bunch of exams.
      
      As for professionals, I wouldn’t go to a woman doctor if my life depended on it. I know how flawed a woman’s logic is. Lawyers? Never needed one but if I do it won’t be a woman. Socially I avoid them like the plague. The one woman lawyer I do know of is that bonehead who prosecuted OJ Simpson’s case. She took a bunch of made up, planted evidence fabricated by known black haters and attempted to show that the only logical conclusion one could come to was that OJ was quilty. That woman doesn’t have an ounce of sense between her ears though she looks like she could be feisty in bed so she’s worth something, just not as a lawyer. Congress people? Surely thou jest. Those idiots are the least rational of all and thieves to boot. The men amongst them are women.
      
      Finally, if I’m irrational for being in this conversation then I guess you are too because clearly you are in this conversation. Yep, typical woman irrationality.
    - Levi-hunter
      
      ur a sad sad sad old man who thinks hes right due to the fact u have a perception of ur views being exact and refuse to accept the possibility of ur view not being correct. stay in ur own little world old man. and continue to think that u have the vast majority of women pegged. Continue to defend your own point and be ignorant and hard headed like all men (just kidding, if i thought that, i would be as dumb as you) :p doesn’t matter what u have in between ur legs. ^.^ u can be just as crazy, irrational, and or stupid as the next person.
    - Levi-hunter
      
      The fact u continue to defend just proves my point, the fact people are arguing to someone as deaf as you also proves my point. good day sir ^.^
    - redjujube
      
      No, the fact that you counter my rationality with irrationality proves MY point. Furthermore, you seem to think calling me sir adds an air of confidence, graciousness or correctness to you poorly punctuated and misspelled drivel. It does not.
    - lady
      
      you clearly have never been married womens logic can be as flawed as the day is long but you will still kiss our asses to get laid…or to get the atm card
    - redjujube
      
      What an irrational thing to say. You can’t possibly know whether I am married or not yet you claim it is clear that I am not. The fact is I have been married to the same woman for 39 years. She worked and supported us for 2 years while I was in university but I have been the sole bread winner in our home for the past 37. I have never had to kiss her ass to get laid. Her appetite surpasses mine and almost always has. For the past 3 years she has been so insatiable that we have invited other men to join us. Last week she wore out 3 of us and still wanted more. I love the sight of another man’s cock thrusting in and out of her pussy, the way her succulent lips wrap around his meat, as she moans in ecstasy. Double penetration while she sucks on the third is her favorite. I can’t tell you how gratifying and uncomplicated it is to be married to a woman who accepts the fact that she is a slut and takes full responsibility for it. You should try it too. By the way, she wants to taste another woman. Would you be interested in joining us?
    - Aa
      
      Haha you’re the biggest hypocrite ever. You just called half the people here women with no way of knowing if they’re women or not. By your words that makes you irrational. AND DON’T YOU DARE PULL THE CARD “I ASSUMED THEY’RE WOMEN BASED ON WHAT THEY SAY” because everyone here assumes you’re a 20 year old fat virgin kid that everyone hates based on what you’re saying.
      
      Dood. Do you want me to solve your life mystery? The mystery to why you’re obsessed with men’s superior rational. See, when you’re walking down the street and you see a woman do something “irrational”, you’ll quickly say in your head “TYPICAL WOMAN BEING IRRATIONAL”, but when you see a man doing the same thing you would say “THAT MAN IS ACTING LIKE A WOMAN”. Do you see what you’re doing wrong there? You’re blaming women in both situations and completely ignoring the fact that men can also be irrational. You’re doing this ever so clearly IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS. An obvious obvious OBSESSION, nay SEVERE MAXIMUM SUPER SAIYAN OBSESSION.
      Not to forget that “rational” and “irrational” are matters of opinion. For example, a woman clearing all spiders and their webs in her home would tell you it’s the perfectly rational thing to do, and that a person that leaves spiders and their webs in every corner of their home is very irrational. This makes it very easy to just label anything that you see a woman do as “irrational”. The truth is the most irrational person I see on this page is you with your mindless thoughtless obsession with labeling women as irrational.
    - redjujube
      
      Haha on you. You just told me I’m a hypocrite for assuming some people here are women based on what they say then you assume I’m a 20 year old fat virgin kid based on what I’ve said. ROFLMAO!! BTW, most of the people I’ve assumed are women actually stated they are women.
      
      Other reasons you must be a woman…
      
      1) I’m not obsessed with anything. I hardly ever give the female penchant for irrationality a thought except when I post here. To assume I’m obsessed is irrational so I am convinced you are a woman.
      
      2) I don’t judge anybody when I’m walking down the street because I can never know the reason(s) for why they do what they do. It’s different in this forum. Here people have explained their reason(s) for saying what they say and when their reasons are irrational then I rightfully assume they’re women.
      
      3) Ration is not a matter of opinion. Never has been and never will be but I don’t expect a woman to understand that. It’s OK because I’m sure your womanly qualities make you attractive anyway.
    - Aa
      
      Umm I didn’t call you a hypocrite because you “assumed” (definition: Suppose to be the case, without proof) people are women, but you were flat out stating that they are women. my “assuming others are women” quote was simply me trying to predict your upcoming excuse. also when i said everyone here assumes you’re a 20 year old fat virgin kid, i was simply giving you an example of how such assumption could be wrong if what you said in your previous comment was true where you described yourself as a 60 year old or something. so ROFLMAO FAIL. and no most of the people you DECLARED as women DID NOT DECLARE THEMSELVES AS WOMEN. if you just scroll down a bit you’d see..
      
      Maybe I did misdiagnose you when I said you were obsessed, but that depends on your definition of obsessed. It’s hard to imagine that you only look down on women here and that you don’t immediately label any woman you see on the street as irrational.
      
      Anyway let me point you to your biggest flaw again. “Here people have explained their reason(s) for saying what they say and
      when their reasons are irrational then I rightfully assume they’re
      women.” NO YOU DIDN’T JUST SAY I RIGHTFULLY ASSUME THEY’RE WOMEN. OH NO YOU DIDN’T. OH NOOOO (forgetting the fact that you can’t “rightfully assume” anything ever). According to what you said a new test to determine wheteher a person is a woman or a man is to judge them based on their actions (irrational or not). SO GUESS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO THAT. When a man acts irrational….. let me give you a second to try to think about this……………………………………………… WHEN A MAN ACTS IRRATIONAL YOU DECLARE HIM A WOMAN, THUS FEEDING YOUR IDEA THAT MEN DO NOT ACT IRRATIONAL. Wait… you really need to get this into your head… you see a man doing something irrational… you disregard it… soooo… IN THE END MEN ARE FREE OF ANY IRRATIONALITY… THIS IS WHAT YOU’RE DOING WRONG… PLEASE.. FOCUS… Ok… so it’s true that women are proven to be more irrational, but it’s not NEARLY as big of a difference between men and women as you’re imagining.
      
      Also, you are right. Ration is not a matter of opinion. CAUSE RATION IS AN AMOUNT OF FOOD YOU’RE GIVEN. What you mean is rational/rationality. AND YES IT IS A MATTER OF OPINION. DON’T JUST DECLARE IT NOT A MATTER OF OPINION AND NOT EXPLAIN YOURSELF. CAUSE THAT GIVES YOU OH SO MUCH CREDIBILITY. YOU DON’T EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND WHAT? YOU EXPLAINED NOTHING.
      irrationality : ” It is more specifically described as an action or opinion given through
      inadequate reasoning, emotional distress, or cognitive deficiency”.
      Here the key thing to note is that who is it up to to decide what “adequate reasoning” is needed to be rational, how “emotinally undistressed” you have to be (you’re experiencing some emotion or another at all times), or how “intelligent” you have to be.
    - redjujube
      
      You’re pathetic. You said something and now you try and claim you didn’t say it. FAIL FAIL FAIL
      
      The rest of your rant is just a lot of yelling. I can’t be bothered arguing with a 6 year old.
    - Aa
      
      Yeah…. Great comeback… you really put me in my place… hahahaha. besides didn’t you call me a woman? now im a 6 year old? hmmmmmmm????
    - GreendaleRep
      
      What happens when every reply gets a reply and the boxes get so small
      you cant fit any text. Reply to this, and then that reply, and then that
      one, and then that one, and then that one, and then that one to find out.
    - Akis
      
      really small text bocks
    - Antony
      
      even smaller text bocks
    - Alan
      
      Total tiny teckst bocks
    - DJ_Flapjack
      
      Troll level +1,000,000
    - Flowercupid
      
      Honey, did you have to tell them EVERYTHING?!
    - Guest
      
      If men are naturally gifted with infallible logic, why in the world would you go through all the trouble to get a Ph.D in it?
    - redjujube
      
      Naturally gifted with infallible logic… I didn’t say that. I obtained a Ph.D in logic because that is the qualification required to teach the subject at a university level.
    - Calicoma
      
      ” I wouldn’t go to a woman doctor if my life depended on it.” That’s logical………
    - Gaea
      
      Yes, I’m sure Angela Merkel would love to know that she’s irrationally leading Europe’s largest economy. I’m sure she got elected Chancellor based on the absence of anything between her ears. Margaret Thatcher, too , was probably a closet airhead, right? Along with the female presidents of Ireland, Liberia (Wait, didn’t she just walk off with a Nobel Prize for emptyheadedness this year?), Argentina, etc. etc. Meanwhile the male-dominated Financial & Corporate sectors have really done a sterling job of demonstrating their level-headed ability to handle large issues in a rational, logical way. Say, mortgage derivatives and the banking system, just to pick a couple of high points from the last few years. And by the way, I am a reformed arachnophobe. Used to kill them all on sight, but now I only go after the transparent greens. They ARE biters. The rest of them – especially the tiny little wolf spiders like in the captioned pics – I leave to their own devices. Especially when they’re outside, in their very own habitat.
    - Chad Ellis
      
      Gotta love ppl who use big words when their angry!
    - doremi
      
      you just sound like a terrible person in general.
    - shanquay.
      
      Holy shit, men and woman are all fucking bitches. Get over it.
    - reese
      
      no you wouldn’t
    - redjujube
      
      Yes I would.
    - Calliope
      
      “Typical irrational woman”? Way to stereotype half the human race. Phobias are never rational, regardless of whether someone is male or female. Personally, I leave spiders alone or carry them outside. I’m more willing than most men I know to catch spiders and insects (even huge wasps) and take them outside.
    - redjujube
      
      Some stereotypes are very true, like it or not. If you take harmless spiders outside then you’re a woman because taking them out isn’t rational. They’re your friends and help protect you from nasty insects. The reason you’re more willing than men to catch and remove spiders is because men just leave them alone (if they’re not poisonous) which is the rational thing to do. Huge wasps are a different story. They have nasty bites so it’s rational to catch them and take them outdoors. I kill them and give them to my dog, he loves them.
    - moi
      
      I’m a woman and pretty damn rational if I do so say so myself. Still, I’ll mostly agree with your sweeping generalization.
  - Shinosaurous
    
    Has you ever been into an honors class or seen people accepting awards for how smart they are? There are usually more girls/women in those groups. So if women have no logic and aren’t smart, I’d hate to see a mans brain.
    - redjujube
      
      Any woman can go to school, read a book and spew back what she read on an exam. That doesn’t make her rational. It just proves she can read, memorize and recite what she read. There may be more women doing that because us men are out earning a living and supporting the women in school. And you don’t get awards for being smart. You get awards for achieving which doesn’t always correlate with IQ or smarts. Now here’s something for you to think about… How many women have received Nobel prizes in fields of research? Since you’re talking about awards.
      
      Oh, and it’s have not has and man’s not mans. If you cannot discipline your mind enough to learn proper spelling and grammar then how do you expect to be taken seriously as someone who can reason. That takes discipline but your writing demonstrates you haven’t any.
    - Dicer
      
      In the event that it’s actually appropriate to comment on other people’s grammar and spelling, I might say that you yourself might consider learning where to appropriately place question marks, commas, colons, and whatever other punctuation marks you’ve tacitly screwed over in your noble desire to correct Shinosaurous’ clearly abhorrent syntax. At least it would lend a modicum of strength to your words, since clearly we know that someone who can’t necessarily speak or write English with perfect grammar and spelling cannot possibly be an intelligent, rational being with perfectly reasonable ideas. Sophistry, I thought, was not the object–in fact, I gathered that you yourself indicated that the object was, in fact, rationality–a trait which you are displaying little to none of, although, if I may twist a previous statement of yours slightly, irrational people rarely realise how irrational they really are.
    - Penis
      
      Women cant drive, should stay in the kitchen, please the man, and not say shit about our house spiders… House spiders have more rights then women do in my opinion
    - :P
      
      I bet you get laid ALL THE TIME.
    - redjujube
      
      If he has a woman who likes to cook a lot, please her man and be pleased by him, leaves the driving to him and leaves his spiders alone he probably does get laid all the time. I do. Another thing thing about spiders is the fact they don’t need 15 pairs of shoes. That’s rational! 8 feet yet no need for shoes. Damn, even I am not that rational.
    - Levi-hunter
      
      ur simply assuming off of stereotypes that society has made. how irrational. >.< u a woman to? or maybe ur just a man who is irrational as all people can be. look at jersey shore. men and women can and will be on an equal playing field. ur probably from the 50s were u think women should stay in the kitchen or something. and that's understandable. nurture over nature. u have a belief, and regardless of how much information is throw at you, u will continue to defend your point, doesn't matter if ur wrong. u need to feel right, because its what u believe in? i think its more of u being a sad sad man who cant accept the way things are. live life to the fullest. and continue to troll good sir. someday u will die with ur beliefs, take them to your grave, and deal with ur stupidity.
    - redjujube
      
      You must be a woman, you think Jersey Shore is reality or even reflects reality. ROFLMAO!!! Look, some stereotypes are true whether you like it or not. And you will argue your beliefs too whether you are right or wrong and you can’t accept the fact that women are irrational. When I die I’ll be done with this life and not have to deal with anything from it. Thinking I’ll have to deal with anything after death simply isn’t rational. I’m sure you’re a woman now.
    - Levi-hunter
      
      P.S. doesn’t matter how atrocious there grammar or spelling is. its enough to entice you to respond. then its all that is needed
    - redjujube
      
      Your response has nothing to do with the post you responded to. It’s just more drivel.
    - RN, MD
      
      Well I’m a woman and I think that its both sad AND irrational for people to be arguing over which gender is more rational. Yes it is true that many women are emotional. On the reverse, many men have huge egos. Does this make either gender more irrational? Nope. I all depends on the PERSON. I’ve seen women completely irrational and I’ve seen men completely irrational and it all has to do with hormones. So please stop arguing and start acting like RATIONAL adults.
      
      As for redjujube, you should just go back to 1950 because that’s obviously where you belong. No man paid for my BScN and Doctor of Medicine degrees, I worked 20 hours/week and went to school to do that for myself. I’m proud of what I have accomplished in my life and do consider myself to be a rational person. Do I have moments of irrationality? Of course, but everybody does. So please put your pompous opinions where they belong- in your wife’s vagina, as you’ve made it perfectly clear that she loves living with a male chauvinist.
    - Domi
      
      My mom is a better driver than my dad.
    - redjujube
      
      Too many run on sentences. Lady, I’ll give you an A for spelling and grammar and a C for composition.
    - Guest
      
      So a degree doesn’t qualify as proof of intelligence, but an IQ test does? Do you have any knowledge about anything you’re talking about? http://fairtest.org/racism-eugenics-and-testing-again
      
      I’m curious as to what exactly your definition of “rational” is, because I’m not sure that you really understand that “rational” does not mean masculine and “emotional” does not mean feminine. You seem to think that women are mentally and physically incapable of any kind of rational thought, when many women on this forum have provided you with many rational arguments to debate your rather irrational and utterly untrue statements about the human race. I’m not really sure how you can make the argument that a woman reading a book and “[spewing] back what she read on an exam” is any different from a man doing that, or are you implying that when women read they don’t retain the information and understand it the same way that men do? I’m a female college graduate and I saw my fair share of both men and women pulling that stunt, and none of them gained anything from it. However, I’m able to sit down and use terms like “hegemonic gender roles” and know exactly what I’m talking about, and I’m just taking a break from homework at 2am, trying to enjoy some StumbleUpon, not taking an exam. I have had many women teachers who have taught me very rational fields of study, like Linguistics, and I’ve had male teachers teach me abstract and emotional classes, such as poetry writing.
      
      So I must, again, beg the question of what you consider to be rational. You seem to mention at the bottom of your statement that it involves discipline, and if you think that women aren’t disciplined, then you obviously aren’t aware of the fact that there are currently more women applying for colleges in the United States than men. Colleges accept the same number of men as they do women, meaning that it’s actually easier for men to be admitted into college with less discipline than women. Also, women have to discipline themselves to be able to exist in a world that still houses many sexists assholes, such as yourself, and in a society that already favors men. Go pick up a book. Count how often women are referred to in the passive voice. Compare that to men. Do the same for the active voice. You’ll find that in writing, the passive voice is much more common when a woman is performing the action than when a man is. Sexism is so embedded in our culture that it’s actually inherent and unnoticed in our actual language. That trend is even common in the works of prominent feminist authors, such as Kate Chopin. Our culture is so sexist that it doesn’t even realize its own sexism. Women have to overcome that and work harder than men and be smarter than men every single day, and are still subjected to the criticisms of men like yourselves, who have it much easier. Funny that we’re still paid less.
      
      As for the issue of grammar, this is an internet post, not a college classroom. If criticizing other people’s grammar is really what you’re resorting to for your argument then you are less rational than you think. Grammar has nothing to do with being rational, especially over the internet.
      
      According to the OED:
      Rational:
      Having the faculty of reasoning; endowed with reason. Esp. in rational being, rational creature, rational soul, etc.
    - redjujube
      
      Where did I say an IQ test can prove/disprove intelligence or measure intelligence? I didn’t. Then you ask “Do you have any knowledge about anything you’re talking about?” to which I must respond… you don’t have a clue what I said. You put words in my mouth that I’ve never spoken . Another woman carried away by her emotions to the point of irrationality. That’s why women earn less. They just can’t keep up with men.
    - Levi-hunter
      
      redjujube, the amount of awesomeness in ur posts just blow my mind. im sure ur a fat idiot who works for pennys and has nothing better to do but respond to hundreds of people who are feeding troll. ur going to die lonley, and thats why ur so cold. do the world a favor and shut up and cry about how ur a man and need to feel like ur the masculine sex and the “rational sex”. (show insecurity or just pure bordem of nothing to do) muah troll, i salute u, go wrk at kmart and be a looser. ^.^ or continue to defend points on the internet and fine some deep hiding meaning and completion out of it. what ever helps u sleep troll. what ever helps u sleep.
    - redjujube
      
      You can’t defeat my arguments so you attack me with hate and rage. Don’t worry, the nurse will be along soon to change your drool bib and give you your meds.
    - Guest
      
      why are you such a sexist pig? also why hasn’t a family of black widow spiders killed and eaten you yet? just wondering.
    - redjujube
      
      I’m not a sexist pig. I haven’t been killed and eaten by black widows for 2 reasons: 1) there are none around here and 2) I am smarter than a spider
    - Guest
      
      I severely doubt that second part.
    - Guest
      
      Smarter than a spider. HA! You are too a sexist pig.
    - redjujube
      
      OK, I’m a sexist pig but that doesn’t change the fact that women are irrational.
    - brap
      
      Not to nit pick, but that’s the incorrect use of ‘begs the question’.
      Don’t feel bad, a lot of people do it.
      
      The correct place to put ‘begs the question’ is when someone answers your question in such a way that rephrases their original statement and doesn’t clarify anything.
      E.g.
      A: He’s mad.
      B: Why?
      A: Because he’s pissed off.
      B: That begs the question.
      (In this instance, person C isn’t mad because they’re mad, person A has just failed to explain to person B why person C was upset.)
    - redjube2
      
      Have you ever heard of fragmented sentences?
    - redjube2
      
      Have you ever heard of Fragmented sentences?
    - Random person
      
      This should answer your questions about how many women have actually received the Novel prize on many fields.
      http://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/lists/women.html
  - Guest
    
    Really? I’m a woman and I definitely don’t think like that. I would rather have the spider than the disease. Spiders are easy. Scoop them up on a piece of paper and put them outside. End of problem. Disease? Not so easy.
    - redjujube
      
      Yep, you’re a woman all right. Putting them outside is not logical unless of course they’re the poisonous kind. The logical thing to do with harmless spiders is leave them in your house where they help protect you. As I said earlier, woman CAN read logic, memorize it and regurgitate it. Keep reading, you almost have it memorized.
- Mmcconne
  
  stop feeding the troll.
- Wandsnroses
  
  wow, you are truly an idiot
Balls

Spoken like someone who has never had dengue fever or malaria. ‘I would rather have malaria that have one of these cute lil guys in my house.”
Well done. If you ever come to my house I will flog you to death with a newspaper, and do the whole world a favour.
Lev Lafayette

I suspect you’ve never lived in a place where where people die of mosquito-borne encephalitis, where three quarters of the population have caught malaria or have caught dengue fever yourself.

And of course by saying this, yes I have.

Personally I go out of my way to cultivate a nice collection of cellar spiders. Absolutely harmless to humans and pets, not nearly as scary to visitors and they keep the bugs away. A win for all concerned.

HerpDerp

I love my house spiders. I make sure they stay alive and reproduce. I’d rather have some spiders than those horrid house centipedes.

HerpinDerp

Jokes on you, house centipedes eat spiders.
- TheBlackOne
  
  Centipedes are badass bugs they’ll eat anything.
  - Stane37
    
    And are more likely to be venomous than spiders.
    - http://www.facebook.com/jonrichfield Jon Richfield
      
      Wellll… actually, roughly equally likely. Nearly all spiders are venomous, including all those you are likely to find in your house. However, that does not mean that they (spiders or house centipedes) realistically are risks in the house. There still is a lot of hype about violinbacks and sac spiders, but even if all the hype were true they would not generally be a major factor in one’s health and beauty hazards.
      
      What got me to reply here is that the house centipede (which does not normally occur where I live) is a shockingly beautiful creature when it walks, with the patterns of leg movements running down its body like the wings of a trireme — and yet certain people call them horrid???? Sheeesh!
    - yochanan
      
      O.K. you can have all mine then.
    - Sue
      
      Yep, I can vouch for that. Had one of the bastards bite me as I was picking up laundry to put in the washer. It crawled into the sorted laundry and when I picked up the pile – ZAP – which is what it felt like – a small, stinging electric shock. My finger swelled right up. I don’t care for spiders, but I hate centipedes much more!
  - http://www.facebook.com/M.M.Mohica Malachi Mojica
    
    BABIES!?!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000907186756 Aria Leonard

awww poor cute spider!

http://www.facebook.com/teagen.may Teagen Ann May

This made me feel really bad

Porky Bank

But then, you manned up and killed them all

Raziel11102001

But the spider isn’t doing it for you. And when the bugs are gone, some spiders have been known to seek any blood available. Ever wake up with an itchy pair of dots on your leg? Ef a spider. Don’t want bugs? Don’t leave your door open when lights are on, and don’t leave food out on the counter for them.

http://www.danaseilhan.com Dana Seilhan

They’ll sneak in anyway. Trust me.
Balls

What? Thats the biggest pile of shit I’ve read yet. If you are scared of a little jumping spider then you are a pussy of such magnitude that light cannot escape your mass. Trust me I’m from northern australia and we have spiders that are bigger than your handspan in our house, have I ever been bitten, no. Get a grip. Spiders are awesome little friendly guys. Pick one up ( a house/jumping spider ) I guarantee it will not bite you.
- Myrrh
  
  Well… actually, when I was a teenager, I DID pick up a house/jumping spider to move it to a safer location and it most assuredly bit me. Then I put it back down again. It didn’t actually do any damage – the bite felt about like being pricked by a needle. There are so many types of spiders, and even if some do damage, these jumping spiders do not. Jumping spiders do no lay eggs in people, or seek out blood, or bite except in self-defense.
  
  I really like spiders, and never kill them. They are fascinating, beneficial creatures. The hatred (not to mention sexism) on this thread is disgusting and ignorant.

Dfsdf

spiderbro

quicksand_buddy

Still don’t have an ounce of remorse. They must all die.

Madamerouge1331

why?
- quicksand_buddy
  
  Because they’re scary and bite/lay eggs in people.
  - Nope!
    
    Lay eggs in people? Why must you be so sure of yourself and wrong at the same time?
    - quicksand_buddy
      
      Dude.
      
      http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/11/kerry-schwartz-vh1-bug-laid-eggs-frank-the-entertainer-and-the-basement-affair-video/#.TptlQ96BqU8
    - Olivia
      
      Spiders don’t lay eggs in people. They build egg sacs that need specific temperature, humidity, and protected environments–which is not what you find in warm, moist human muscle. There are flies that do lay eggs in live and rotting flesh, but saying that you hate spiders because of what flies do is like saying you hate puppies because birds poop on your car. They’re completely different animals.
    - quicksand_buddy
      
      Dude, you’re missing the point. I’m an arachnophobe. I don’t have to explain my desire to set fire to every 8-legged freak I find.
    - Lolth
      
      No – all arachnophobia means is that you CAN’T explain your desire to set fire to every spider you find. Just because it’s irrational and you can’t help it doesn’t mean it’s okay.
    - quicksand_buddy
      
      Good Lord, what is the problem with you people? Just leave me and my spider hate alone. The more you argue with me the more I snicker at you for making such a big deal out of nothing.
    - Aa
      
      dood… even if you’ve been on the internet for only 6 days you should expect that every post you make might be completely oblierated by grammar nazis, logic nazis, trolls, haters and all kinds of fags.
      
      also, how is he missing the point? you said you have a fear of spiders and then you posted a link to a fly laying an egg under someone’s skin.. I think you missed your own point.
    - quicksand_buddy
      
      The point is that I will never not hate spiders and will resort to ridiculous hyperbole to justify it. So, yeah, people are missing my point.
    - Snuzzle
      
      Well, that’s fine and all, but this is about post about why you shouldn’t hate spiders. That’s like going to an article about how yummy cupcakes are and posting “I HATE CUPCAKES. I once choked on a cupcake and died, so I hate them. Dude, why are you all trying to defend cupcakes, just leave me alone and let me hate them!”
    - quicksand_buddy
      
      Except that nobody hates cupcakes because cupcakes are awesome whereas arachnophobia is very widespread. If this was a Spider Lovers Anonymous post, then you’d have more of a point
    - LogiCon
      
      Except that no one hates [Brussels sprouts] because [Brussels sprouts] are awesome whereas racism is very widespread. If this was a Nigger Lovers Anonymous post, then you’d have more of a point.
      [because reductio ad absurdum, non sequitor, and strawman arguments are fun on teh intarwebs]
      
      But seriously, listen to your arguments. This entire thread is a series of logical fallacies, including ad hominems. By definition, you can’t explain arachnophobia. It is irrational. It makes no sense. Stop trying. It is only hurting your position. Accept that there is no logical or rational way to justify it and move on.
    - quicksand_buddy
      
      You’re assuming that I’m trying to justify myself to all of you. I’m not. This whole discussion is ludicrously insipid.
    - http://twitter.com/KrisRoadruck Kris Roadruck
      
      ……………………………………………………………………
    - redjujube
      
      Ridiculous hyperbole justifies nothing. It only makes you sound irrational. But then you are a woman so you can’t help being irrational.
    - quicksand_buddy
      
      And you’re a chauvinistic pig who has convinced me to drop this insane conversation.
    - llort24
      
      You’re a fag! (better?)
    - Wandsnroses
      
      oh sir, how i wish i could hit you…
    - Checkerboard
      
      Epic. All the more due to the fact that quicksand went on and on about being an epic troll and, with a single post, was completely turned on her head and trolled so hard it hit two bystanders.
    - Ptrckrhoades
      
      yeah +1 internet if that was intentional trolling at the end there though if not then -1 internet
    - DreamsofParadise
      
      Wow. Way to bring gender into something that is completely unrelated to being a man or a woman. If you had left out that last sentence, you actually would have had a good point. Now, instead of sounding intelligent, you sound like an unevolved, misogynistic moron.
    - Ptrckrhoades
      
      yeah dude that would have been killer but you trolled it up at the end ruining the validity of your rebuttal
    - Morgana13
      
      Do you have anything to support this claim, beyond your own unreviewed observations? If you can find a scientific research article concluding that women are biologically less rational than men, I’ll consider that you could be right. If this is based on either what you’ve been taught by others or by your own experiences with women, I’m sorry you had to put up with it, but please do not make general claims based on limited data. After, generalizing is one of the least rational things that humans do.
    - redjujube
      
      No, you’re missing the point… spiders don’t lay eggs in people. You’re irrational. You’re a woman.
    - llort24
      
      You’re a fag!
    - Wandsnroses
      
      oh sir, how i wish i could hit you again…you need to watch your language. tisk tisk.
    - Guest
      
      Fact: Spiders CAN lay eggs in people. A brown recluse spider planted an egg sac in my fiance’s knee in a cut he had. When the cut started to swell and get really sore he went to the doctor. They had to cut open the sore and flush out the sac. He now has MRSA because of the spider bite.
    - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000047927334 Melissa Zamojcin
      
      Totally trolling, I call bullshit.
      Also you can’t get MRSA from a spider bite, so getchurshitstraightboiiiiiiii
    - Just sayin’.
      
      He may not have gotten MRSA from the spider bite directly, but any open wound, even a paper cut, can contract MRSA. It’s a very contagious, sneaky bacteria….
    - DreamsofParadise
      
      MRSA can resemble a spider bite, but that’s not necessarily what caused it.
    - chris
      
      sounds more like the spider BIT your fiance. Recluses are highly poisonous and their venom is necrotic. What you are describing is treatment for a bite.
    - alyssa morris
      
      pics or it didnt happen.
    - G N
      
      irrational isn’t a word
    - redjujube
      
      It is a word in the English language. Type “define irrational” in a Google search and note how many English dictionaries have a definition for it including Merriam-Webster.
    - Ptrckrhoades
      
      and that is why I shall start hating puppies
    - Coost
      
      Well hate to break this to you but I know of one instance that a spider has laid eggs under a humans skin. I witnessed a girl in one of my classes in high school with really bad acne have baby spiders clime out of what seemed to be a zit. Still makes me cringe to this day. She switched schools after that. I felt really bad for her. I am not a big fan of spiders but i don’t kill them in my house I run away.
      
      P.S. I am a guy spiders are scary
    - Jonrichfield
      
      Hi guy! Ten out of ten for imagination! Go and write horror scripts for the TV; they need guys like you. The main arthropods that lay eggs are flies of kinds that spider eat. I hope they can spare one for you. I am an arachnophobe myself, but I don’t let that spoil my appreciation of them; I happen just to have photographed a couple of really cute beauties.
    - Jonrichfield
      
      Damn! Sorry, I posted before noticing that I had omitted some crucial words: The main arthropods that lay eggs ***IN HUMAN SKIN*** are flies of kinds that spider eat. I hope everyone reading the comment worked that out for themselves. In fact the vast majority of arthropoda are in fact oviparous! @#$%^&*!!!!!
    - Morgana13
      
      Indeed… I’d be far more worried about, say, a botfly than a spider. Of course, humans have a fear of things being literally under their skin, so we jump on stories about them. I’m still trying to figure out how a spider could build an egg-sac in your face without you noticing, though.
    - MHM
      
      That happened at my school too!
    - OffUrRocker
      
      haha this is so funny! Straight out of the book “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark” by Alvin Schwartz: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Av8uYEXFgkw/SsE_cZ6Qf8I/AAAAAAAAANs/jvOGZiXuKjc/s320/Boil.jpg. Scary story, scared the shit outta me when I was little, definitely not true.
    - Guest
      
      well THANKS FOR TELLING ME THAT!!!!! omg i have bad acne….
    - Phil E. Drifter
      
      you’ve never seen the boy with the worm larvae crawling out of his eye socket.
    - http://www.facebook.com/nikmoser Nicole Moser
      
      Dude, you just said it yourself… WORM larvae, not spider eggs
    - http://www.facebook.com/nikmoser Nicole Moser
      
      And for the sake of being completely clear, spiders don’t lay worm larvae
    - Parithia
      
      A girl had to get surgery done on her face because a spider laid eggs in her cheek….
    - Sudenim2003
      
      a very rare occurance I’m sure, the fact that it was left so long to hatch considers the question?
    - ohyouknow
      
      http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/spiderbite.asphttp://www.burkemuseum.org/spidermyth/myths/skineggs.html
      
      I call bullshit.
    - ohyouknow
      
      hrmm it didnt show my full post….here is another link http://www.burkemuseum.org/spidermyth/myths/skineggs.html
    - Guest
      
      no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO u people quit telling me these things!!!! i will never be the same…
    - http://www.facebook.com/nikmoser Nicole Moser
      
      And for the sake of being completely clear, spiders don’t lay worm larvae
  - shazam
    
    It’s okay to be scared to death of them, I hate em, but you don’t have to make up BS to back up your serious case of vaginitis. What you need is a serious vaginal cleansing and maybe you may at least be able to make yourself up for somewhat of a man. Just my 2 cents.
    - quicksand_buddy
      
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woySeSNBL3o
  - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1230650262 Cat Baker
    
    Not as scary as your (miniscule) level of intelligence.
    - quicksand_buddy
      
      When you disagree, go straight for the ad hominem. Classy debate tactic
Sudenim2003

don’t agree, they are wonderful aditions to this world WE ALL LIVE IN EQUALY, remember everything has it’s place and without it we will have bigger problems.
- quicksand_buddy
  
  You are all taking this waaaaay too seriously.
- Guest
  
  at least you care, thanks.
- Buff Stuff
  
  Spare the hippie hipster bullshit. We rule this world and we’re destroying it, nothing equal here. we will continue to rape this earth until all resources are gone, and I don’t give a fuck. And neither do you, because you don’t do enough to change anything you fucking piece of shit. Use candles instead of electricity, don’t drive, don’t use the bus. Ride a fucking bike. Fuck you. Fuck spiders.
  - FC
    
    You should kill yourself.
    - Deespruit
      
      fuck you you wannabe mother fucker it dicks like you that make the fucking world a shitty place too live so don’t say go kill yourself you fucking prick just keep your fucking comments to yourself.
    - http://twitter.com/KawazoeMasahiro Etienne Maheu
      
      FC has 23 likes on his comment, you have none. You should be the one keeping your comments to yourself.
    - Morgana13
      
      While I agree that the excessive use of profanity in that post makes it unpleasant to read, s/he does have a point. Personally, I find it a little scary that there are so many likes on a post encouraging suicide, even if it is directed at someone who appears to be a prick.
    - http://www.facebook.com/M.M.Mohica Malachi Mojica
      
      Morgana, the world is overpopulated as it is. In another generation people will have to start justifying their existence, or else…
    - Ninjavitis 182
      
      not so, japan has half the poplulation of the u.s. and it’s the size of california, and only half of japan is populated, and they are doing alot better then we are as far as their economy
    - guest
      
      Along with the highest suicide rate in the world.
    - Ninjavitis 182
      
      yes, but that has nothing to do with the population
    - guest
      
      No it has to do with the economy.
    - Ninjavitis 182
      
      Umm partly, it’s a cultural thing but that still has nothing to do with what I was saying, and their economy is still better than the us economy
    - RAPSCA77ION
      
      Hahahahahaha
    - Itsagonnahappen
      
      We won’t have to worry about that.
      
      “Life will find a way” and in this case, The Human Demise.
      
      Whether it be from ourselves or an act of God (yes that is an expression, I don’t expect God to come down and wipe us out).
    - SparklyDangers
      
      you guys CRACK ME UP! lol One comment and suddenly everyone is swearing at each other! How about this-FUCK YOU ALL! =D
    - C0
      
      You’re an idiot.
    - Emma Loftus
      
      guys… this is a meme about spiders. let’s all just simmer down.
  - Anony
    
    Well, what if I seriously do that and more? You’re just mad that you’re the bad guy.
  - moi
    
    trololololololololololololololololol
  - stewwwwwww
    
    this guy said to use candles and not electricity… while on the internet. and if you dont give a fuck then why are you giving a fuck?
    - Inky
      
      Hey, kudos to the bloke – do you know how many times he has to crank the wheel on the side of his computer every minute just to get online and spread his message of green living?
    - Venic
      
      Screaming, jumping up and down and waving your arms are the best ways to show aloofness!
    - Buff Stuff
      
      I promise you, I don’t give a fuck about what I said I don’t give a fuck about above. ^ <- Skillfully placed caret to help you discover which direction "above" is. Good luck in your journey of findings. Seriously, why the fuck would I use candles? My names Buff Stuff. With being coined Buff Stuff by my peers comes the responsibility of being a pretentious, misunderstood, and better-than-everyone sycophant.
  - Aerie
    
    Sorry but we’re on the good side. Obv you have no hope/faith in humanity and the very reason we continue to destroy Earth is because of indifference, ignorance, hate. Morons. An example of you. You scaredy cat, they’re just spiders you were classically conditioned to fear them. Boo hoo.
  - YO MADA
    
    Why you mad, tho?
  - guest
    
    1) Hippies and hipsters are completely different groups of people with almost nothing in common
    2) it’s not hippie bullshit in the first place. If you payed attention in freshman biology, you’d know it to be scientific fact. Fucking simpleton.
  - nancyanny
    
    I love Buff! thanks for the reminder how bad we actually suck, it’s totally appropriately worded, we fucking suck, we suck this planet dry and whine about how we dont’ have enough. Fuck us, we are fucked anyway. I feel equally aggressively peaceful about how many hypocrites there are out there (incl me). But one word of advice, don’t fuck spiders, they eat you alive afterward.
  - Guest
    
    I’m amazed at how many people liked that comment. I am going to love to see the positions of these people when we lose our place in the world because of weak hearted simpletons who want things to return to some medieval state… Pick up a history book, or economics. Do the world a favour and don’t just skim them. Read them. Get an idea of how the world actually works. Also, where does your superiority complex come from? Don’t you need to have actually accomplished something to talk down to people?
  - Hwg1993
    
    you my friend are probably really fat and the thought that your life has no greater meaning than an insect really pisses you off. or you just have a small penis. either way. get a life. oh and, u mad bro?
  - Happy Medium
    
    I think we just all need to take a step back and not troll the shit out of each other
- Amkaen
  
  Wait. A human being is equal to a spider? Is it any wonder that the rest of the world doesn’t take you seriously?
  - Guest
    
    yes. yes they are. YOU are equal to a slug.
- Emvirginia
  
  Exactly.
- yocanan
  
  So what you’re sayin’ is you have room for them at your place, Right?
erin

agreed ha
Spiderbro

because you are an ugly bitch soon of a cancer

i hope a mosquito bites you in the eye, bitch
- quicksand_buddy
  
  Thank you for that. This really opened my eyes. Your well-thought-out rebuttle has made me see the error of my ways.
  
  Seriously, though, thank you so much for this. It’s been a long time since I laughed that hard.
  - http://twitter.com/PoliHuduga Manja
    
    “Rebuttal.” Spell out your rebuttals correctly.
    - Tobin
      
      I don’t know man, I think spider bitch has a good point. I have been bitten one to many times by the damned things.
    - Natalie Knoles
      
      they only bite when threatened. When I find them in the house, I put them outside by the heating vent under a ledge so they stay dry. I never kill mosquitos either. I dont take lives away from innocent creatures who are just trying to survive
    - KatKat
      
      They bite when threatened? Why then do I get spider bites sometimes when I am sleeping in MY bed minding MY business in MY house? And don’t get me started on black widows coming out of nowhere.
    - Amused
      
      lmao!
    - BunnyOle
      
      because Natalie is a stupid fucking whore who doesn’t even kill mosquitos. Let’s go catch, like, a million and let them loose in her house. Fuck her. Every time I got bitten by a BROWN RECLUSE I was in bed. I even got stung by a wasp in my bed once.
    - Poopface
      
      I dont think spiders really know that its your house, they’ve been here a lot longer than we have.
    - BunnyOle
      
      Bitch you are a crazy stupid fuck bitch, of all the comments here, I hope you get west nile you stupid fucking whore.
    - BunnyOle
      
      YEAH well I got bitten by brown recluse spiders like 4 or 5 times before, and I still won’t kill a spider. If ya don’t like them, catch them and put them outside.
    - hmmm
      
      I don’t know, brown recluse bites are pretty nasty and usually require the care of a physician. Are you sure you were bitten by them? What region do you live in?
  - BunnyOle
    
    seriously though, they DO eat the bugs that give us diseases and stuff, so instead of killing them – do what I do, catch them in a jar or something and put them outside…of all bugs they’re pretty intelligent, I mean I kill plenty of kinds of bugs, but spiders give me a ‘look’ and I just can’t kill things that can give me ‘looks’ praying mantis are like that too.
    
    I have been bitten by brown recluses before, causing pitted scars; and one time I found a small tarantula that must have been living under my end table in the corner for 6 months, but I just left it there – it never left and boy did it eat bugs.
  - Spiderho
    
    Fag die hard and die with my dick in you
- DrakenZ
  
  spiderbro, you like spiders bro?
- Thesupertrooper91
  
  hi spider bro. have you heard of spider rape?. it excists. and no i am not talking about raping a spider with your toothpick dick. i’m talking about a mother fucking spider dropping trou and sodomizing you until your ass looks like cottage cheese mixed with ketchup. yeah. so when you can literally hear your asshole stretching to an outstanding 8 inch wide, think of this comment. then think of me in a spider mask. balls deep in your rectum. fuck spiders right up their gay hairy ass. not that there’s anything wrong with that…..yeah sienfeld reference bitches.
  - TheBlackJew
    
    woah woah woah woah. spider rape? on my mother fucking thread?! not up in my house you two bit persian rug dealer. thats right moe, i know it’s you, you can’t hide forever!!!!!! if a jack in the box jumped out with two cocks we’d all have a happy kwanza. jabroni…..yeah dwayne johnson reference
    - FuckPig
      
      You’re all cunts.
    - hmmmm
      
      It’s OK, they don’t ‘legitimately’ rape
  - Rryan1211
    
    I know you meant to use that as a REBUTTAL to quicksand but now everyone who read that comment is forever traumatized. thanks.
  - BunnyOle
    
    shut up you stupid rape faggot. Sounds like filthy muslamic gay rape to me. go FAP OFF on a porn site, rapist.
- http://twitter.com/Tidus Chris Kraynik ✔
  
  Now I know what a Peter Parker fanboy post looks like.
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Glenn-Stanton/100003625918215 Glenn Stanton
  
  Hey, Spiderbro, trying to write a new poster?
Shelbhan

Maybe you should talk to your spiders like my friend does. Every spring she has a speech with them. It goes like this: “Hello, spiders. I know you’re here. I just wanted to let you know that I have arachnophobia, but as long as I don’t see you I won’t kill you. Stay hidden, don’t scare me in the shower, and I we can be peaceful roommates. Now lets have a great year!”
- quicksand_buddy
  
  That’s what I had to do during my semester in Japan. The spiders were huge and everywhere and nothing could really be done about it, so I had to live with them on a don’t-hurt-me-and-I-won’t-hurt-you pact.
hbic

You’re an ignorant fool. You all must die.
dudejustchillout

No, if they are up in a corner hiding and being useful let em eat the pests. They bite me they die. I don’t like spiders but I hate the stuff they kill so spiders are cool as long as they stay out of my space.
Mabologic

I’m allergic to spider bites. Not so harmless after all. And sure, I “just happened” to roll over a spider while sleeping and it “just happened” to bite me. My swollen limbs agree with quicksand_buddy.
Skull!

MUAHAHAHHA……
And why is that?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Rodriguez/100002164623795 Ryan Rodriguez

Shh… do you hear that?

That is the sound… of hypocrisy… swirling within you…
- quicksand_buddy
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk

Queenmillie_08

this is fuckin terrible

U mad, bro?

So is your punctuation, spelling, grammar, and probably your maternal figure.

1234

This has touched me. I will stop killing house spiders.

http://www.facebook.com/Somniphile Lance Edward Abbott

I <3 spiders! Mosquitoes and flies are way lamer…

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1126443872 Gary D Parker

Typically the only spiders I kill are ones that are actually, you know, dangerous… like hobo spiders (we don’t have brown recluses in this part of the country) or black widows. The rest I usually catch and put outside in the garden. If they want some bugs, THAT’S where they can have them.

Mr. Z

Hey, why don’t you guys just use this?: http://www.spidercatcher.net/US/home.htm

We haven’t touched a spider, or had to squish one or anything, for the last year and a half lmao

Ericka

How dare you do this to me. . . I already can’t watch when my husband kills spiders for me, now you gave them a voice. Thanks.

asdffedfdf

solution: stop killing non-harmful spiders

mayer501

So true, I’ve never killed spiders or centipedes(I generally kill flies on sight and mosquitoes on mere “jedi sense” btw) and barring isolated occasions of gross laziness I’ve never had more than a few fruit fly incursions into my apartment and have rarely seen more than one house fly at a time. Plus, they’re kinda cute if you spend a minute or two thinking about them and the selfish act of paranoid aggression we seem to so love to commit against creatures that have in fact evolved in parallel to us.

http://mototagz.com Funny News @ Funny Facebook

This spider looks like a robot.

Clyn13

No, it’s cute! I love this.
- http://mototagz.com Funny News @ Funny Facebook
  
  Yes, it is cute, but looks unnatural

Spiderlady2001

The little guy on the picture is a jumping spider, not a house spider, but this is great anyway!

Kilo

this is why i don’t kill spiders unless they’re venomous. sorry, but it’s different when it can produce a toxin that has the potential to rot your skin off D: but i won’t kill wolf spiders or anything. poor things. <3

http://www.facebook.com/crystap Crysta Perak

All spiders have venom to digest their prey(except one family species). However, not all spiders venom are medically significant to humans.

Honsi58

The spider is not an arthropod (6 legs), its an arachnid (8 legs)!

Phoenix Foundation

Arthropods include insects AND spiders. Just sayin….
Alysia

Arachnids are arthropods. Arachnida is only a class out of the larger Subphylum Chelicerata and the larger still Phylum Arthropoda, which includes insects (though they’re in different subphyla and classes). The Phylum isn’t characterized by just number of legs. :]

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MMZFUQDBZOJIFZZ7BJCSSPNAAA barbroxursox

LOL i just killed a spider on the ceiling of my shower last night

Notimportante121212

Hey, if we had the little sit-in-the-corner-and-eat-bugs kind of house spiders, I’d totally be down. We have these gigantic ground spiders that scuttle across the room every five seconds, I’ve stepped on several BY ACCIDENT there’s so many of them, and they’re as big as mice. They also have a habit of crawling into beds, shoes, and trying to run across the ceiling and then falling on your head because they’re too freaking gigantic. They can go hunt some friggin birds outside, I’m not taking this shit in my house.

Domi

I’m no arachnophobe, and FTR I never kill spiders…but if one fell on my dead I think I’d die. D: Metaphorically of course.
yochanan

Where do you live? in Transylvania

Dave

Most spiders I leave alone. But the Brown Recluse must DIE!

srsly

What a coincidence – that’s what the Brown Recluse says about YOU!
- BrownREclUse
  
  Most humans I leave alone. But Dave must DIE!

asdasdfasdf

Don’t you dare make me feel bad for killing these vile creatures.

Balls

You are the devil.

lilysleeper

I’d be a lot more sympathetic and thankful if they didn’t bite me while I sleep. Don’t you give me that innocent look, spider!

http://www.facebook.com/SquimiJirrell Jimi Squirrell

Spiders very very very rarely bite people, especially when sleeping. Most bites are actually from a variety of insects, not spiders (I’m an entomologist and very keen on spiders).
- Wordsmyth
  
  So, please tell us, can/do spiders lay eggs in human living skin. I ask, because several posts asserted to this, while others called them delusional or (at the very least) wildly imaginative. My sister has had spiders burst from a boil on her leg. We (my other sister, myself, my father and my mother) all saw it… it was horrific. I’m not delusional or wildly imaginative either, but I’d like an etymologist to please tell other that this IS indeed possible, and we aren’t all crazy
  
  P.S. you would think after such an experience I would somewhat wary of spiders, but I think they are pretty cool creatures and kind of defend them when friends and family try to kill them… I’ve made a deal with my wife, that she’s allowed to kill any spiders in our house, but not the ones outside… though I would prefer she simply leave them alone and let them get on with their lives, ya know?

zandra

ohh poor spider D:

http://www.danaseilhan.com Dana Seilhan

OMG. I can’t stand spiders but this is awesome. :D

jThunderclese

I love jumping spiders. I think they’re so damn cute.

Any other kinds I really don’t care for though.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000198471663 Gage Mata

Hahah I love the Polish one.CRAZY BITCH

Biteitinthe

Now I feel guilty for drowning all the spiders I’ve found in my bath tub in the past years..

Johngilfrey

Can everyone please take this survey to help me with a research paper I’m doing for my english class? I REALLY appreciate it!

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phranckus mcdelroy

this just hits me right. it’s funny.

Lunachick

Haha cute. If only the spiders always kept to themselves instead of suprising me on the toilet. Then I wouldn’t mind them so much

Quase

This almost made me cry. I will never squish another spider again…

Xxulquigrimmxx

I don’t kill spiders, I take them outside. They can live in the shed, it’s spacious and dry.

Alizanzi

Come on people spiders are not humans..is it normal to eat smaller people..i dont think so!

Jillventura

I feel the same way after reading this as I did after reading “Charlotte’s Web.”

… horribly conflicted, plagued with guilt, ashamed of myself, and STILL TERRIFIED OF SPIDERS.

Sarah.

I’m allergic to spiders. I kill them before they kill me.

Xander

i still don’t like spiders.

Bain

Sorry buddy, bugs are outside creatures. As long as you’re outside, we cool. You come in my house, not so much. Unless you’re that huge goddamn wolf spider I chased back out the door yesterday. You’re okay, you live under my shutter by the door – you’re my last line of defense.

Cappecino

I was cracking up reading these

Shinosaurous

*Have, sorry

Guest

I have a bat box on my property to keep the bugs away. I also have a cat that is very aggressive with insects.. Sorry buggies, the creatures I keep around take care of you for me. I have very attractive blood to mosquitoes, so I really have to watch out for them. I can get bit several times within a minute or two, even when I have bug spray on while other people near me are completely ignored. The bats have helped a lot. Plus, the bats don’t really bother anyone, they reduce the insect population and we have no threat from them. They’re a bit noisy sometimes, but that’s about as far as it goes. They leave us alone and we leave them alone. Spiders don’t really bother me so much though, I am normally a catch and release person, no matter what the creature.

Lilmagex

had a giant hobo spider crawl on my covers while i was playing a game.. i can only imagine what they do while im sleeping! ill take a few ants over that anyday!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jared-Simmons/624550804 Jared Simmons

and i have now decided to never kill another house spider….

JOSP21

BLACK WIDOW: “Hey do you mind if I bite you and potentially cause your fatal demise? Oh yeah it’s cool? OKAY!!”

Sean_actually

Oh really, you keep spiders around so they kill the other bugs? Guess what I do? I spray my house to kill everything smaller than guinea pig. No spiders, no bugs. No shit crawling up my legs while I watch porn, effectively killing my boner. For the sake of my boner, I’ll kill anything.

Missfit Robin

I Truly appreciate the “let spiders live” sentiment, and agree it can be a symbiotic relationship, them keeping nasty bugs at bay and all.. however, my beloved cat of 11 years died after eating a poisonous spider I “let live” in a corner of my bathroom…..and while I recognize the species now as one that is fatal to cats, (black widows and related species) I don’t take chances anymore with my other kitties lives. If it’s black, it dies. But I do feel remorse anyway…..

Frodo

What about Shelob?

http://www.facebook.com/ReJectxD Sierria Fuhr

I can honestly say I love spiders. Well, except like the yellow sac spider because those are mean and I’m allergic to their bites. But, give me all your wolf spiders. I love wolf spiders :3

Domi

I never killed spiders to begin with o3o

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521038682 Josh Humphreys

anybody else feel really itchy after reading reading all of those?

Megaross

House spiders are cool, it’s the big poisonous fuckers who nest in the doorhandle of your car (Yes this really happens, don’t shit yourself) or crawl out of the banana box you’ve gotta watch out for.

Rouyakan

I remember reading somewhere that killing a spider actually ATTRACTS MORE SPIDERS. They come to check out the blood/smell/potential food. So next time you’re squealing and chucking your shoes around, remember that you’re probably just gonna have more in there soon anyway.

I DO agree with exterminating the venomous ones if they come into your living quarters. Found a Black Widow in my garage and I did kill it. Why? Because a) I really didn’t want it to create baby Black Widows and have to deal with them and b) because I didn’t want to get accidentally bit. They can live outside, not in my house. Wolf spiders can chill around, they eat all the other bugs and pretty much keep out of sight.

This_be_dave1992

i say the only spiders who are allowed to live, are the ones who i dont notice often. i also dont mind having the non-venomous kinds.

ocdtrekkie

I feel bad now.

shazam

Spiders are fucking creepy. I can’t stand em, but if they are just minding their own business I try to leave them alone, as long as they aren’t up in my shit or anything. But big ass creepy motherfuckers need to to gtfo my shit or else there will be hell to pay.

Kassie Smith 3

I dont really like spiders that much, but i can live with them. They do what they have to do, and I do what I have to do. I don’t bother them, they dont bother me. If anything I trap them and set them free. Killing them is just cruel. I understand they are more afraid of me, so its a mutual thing

Titty_Spaghetti

Yes they are misunderstood… you’re fucking like 1,000 times the size of the thing, stop being disgraces to the human race. This isn’t even a fucking house spider, it’s a jumping spider. Spiders know when they are on a living organisms… fuck they can even tell if a living or non-living organism is touching their webs. If they’re on you, they’ve accepted being on you as non-threatening. Most of the time you’re bit it’s because you don’t know about it being on you and you lean on it, or jar it in some manner that threatens its life.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000047927334 Melissa Zamojcin

I totally feel like shit now. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to kill a spider again. House centipedes, on the other hand….good luck convincing me out of that one.

Sarah

I’m going to think twice next time I see a spider.. but still probably kill it, if it’s bigger than my finger nail.

SaNdMaN

Wow. How the comments have strayed completely from the original topic. Its like the forum for the UN in here. btw….I hate spiders, but if they leave me alone, I do the same. Cant speak for the cat though. Cheers.

Wilderstorm

I feel like a horrible person… But, but, but…the ones in my room are scary…if they were cute like this one I would leave them alone…and the ones in my room don’t even catch flies…they just leave 300 babies on my ceiling…and then I’m scared T.T

dwinkle

I leaved spiders alone unless they do anything weird. And lip syncing to Lady Gaga is pretty fricken weird.

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Guest

When I was a kid, I would wake up to find them crawling on me. Note that these are not small city spiders, but back country Texas spiders. Almost comparable to small Australian spiders. XD I am completely convinced that they come to feast on my mortal soul, and I can’t stand the sight of them. (I ignored the pictures, and just read the words. Thank god it’s thick white font.) I once scared myself into thinking there was a spider in a box I knew to be empty. Last time I ever went to therapy to get over a phobia. >.<

Guest

Also, I agree with that guy. VVV

Foxyfcik_

i HATE spiders… but actually felt bad and apologized as i vaccuumed one today after seeing this

Rodneyr69

This made me laugh a few times. Especially with the lighter lol.

Nickfult33

NOOOBS

Michael Nazari

That’s a not a house spider . . . unless your house is the jungle.

Evilcupcake813

you can stay in my house all you want spiders, but when you appear in my car i have a problem.

awsheder

almost makes me feel bad for killing spiders…. almost.

Sgtbonet

Ok well how about this: would you rather have ants in your food, termites in your walls, mosquitos (which in my opinion serve no purpose but to annoy and spread disease) and flies in the air, or have 2 – 3 small spiders in your house? Spiders don’t take care of roaches do they? I’m not really sure on that.

Onesoldierserving

So much entertainment in the comments! @quicksand_buddy:disqus , I am not an arachnophobe, but live with one and I can understand your sentiment. Everyone else, I love the quasi-serious, yet humorous self-righteous banter. Just sayin.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1406571901 Stanzi Julianna Potenza

I try not to kill them. I just put them outside. I still feel like an asshole after reading this though.

Styna

reading over the comments was much more interesting than the actual subject of this page.

I don’t mind spiders, though.

chris

I love spiders. I dunno why everyone thinks they’re creepy. They keep the other bugs out of the house, so I leave’em be unless they put up a web somewhere obvious (in which case the little buggers usually get the hint and relocate). No mosquitos, no wasps (which i really do haaaaate. Creepy little demon spawn bastards). I’m no hippy, but at least a spider earns its keep, so they’re allowed to live if i find one.

Robchops101

Spiders = Not Scary – Here’s the proof…

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Amore Di Arte

I catch and set them outside. Every time. ಠ_ಠ …..(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻FREEDOOOOMMM!!!!

Jenn

This makes me sad, but I still don’t like spiders…

Max

Okay I’ll admit that spiders are slightly misunderstood creatures. I had two living by my front door and back door, killing insects that bothered me and they kept to themselve’s just fine. But when spiders just chill in my huse and make webs and I walk into them, someone’s gotta go. And then there was the time I opened up my sliding glass door for the first time in a year, and spider the size of the face of my watch flew in “sprinting” toward me. Now that was an agressize mutha f**** and he had to die. So I used my lighter and hair spray. Try to bite me when I’m trying to get fresh air and see if you don’t die. In better words, there are good spiders and bad spiders. There needs to be mass exintiction of the bad ones… NOW. Like this one in the picture… bad spiders need one headshot with a 12 gauge. That is all.

ChingChong

I thought this was funny as shit

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=524676936 Diana Gilliland Wright

We have have a kitchen sink window spider, and a breakfast table window spider since early summer.

Ran Yue He

I don’t kill spiders. I do put them outside though… I just recently found out they eat cockroaches. But they do kill mosquitoes, and those are my hated enemies! They love me. I tell my spider friends to go kill the mosquitoes. We have a happy relationship. No hippisms here. Not when you live in a country where cockroaches are as big as american fifty cent pieces and the mosquitoes cause swelling bad enough for people to ask if you’ve been hit by someone. So, go spiders go! My house is available!!!

Len

I wept.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=593478899 Shondolyn Gibson

Awww. I love spiders.

Morgana13

I still can’t leave them in the house… mostly because they bite when I scare them and I don’t like being bitten. Besides, they die from random stuff in the house anyway. Like drowning because you didn’t know they were in the shower with you. I just try to take them outside…

Aalexgoesboom

Spiders are my number one fear but now im started to feel about about hating them so much
My thoughts have all been changed.

http://www.facebook.com/bogslug Daniel Latta

Look… I used to live in Australia, man. Spiders have to die. No exceptions.

Fballplaya693

Fuck all bugs they don’t belong in my house

Andrew Singleton

After reading the comments on this thread I want the past ten minutes of my life back you horrible horrible troglodytes.

And I want spiders to hatch out of the skin of every_single_spammer of the world. Right before they burst into flames from my concentrated hate of both spam and arachnids.

Lynn

Wow. The human race never surprises me anymore. Still thinking that the more profanity they use, the better their argument.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000365103398 Tamara Solich

DIE DIE DIE!

Emvirginia

LOVE THESE!! Spiders are important parts of nature, but are sadly misunderstood. What a great way to get folks to rethink their phobias or hatred of these little guys…

Cucumbijuana

I never even knew that spiders kill all of those other pests for us. From now on, I’m going to be friends with the spiders! I need to shout this to the whole world, let me get my shoes on. OW! Crap I got bit by a spider in my shoe! Oh my god it’s a Brown Recluse! AHHHHH MY TOE’S SKIN IS BEING EATEN AWAY!! FUCK SPIDERS! FUCK THOSE EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS!

Ok that didn’t happen, but it goes to show. Spiders take territories, they’re not friends with you and they eat pests because they’re its prey. If you fuck with a spider, it’ll attack. That’s why we gotta reclaim our territory. So again, fuck spiders. This is MY house!

Emvirginia

Love these photo captions! Perfect! Spiders are great, and maybe this will help some folks think twice before the big squish.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1432535520 Sarah Rasmussen Skiba

Very funny and cute. Maybe I’ll look the other way next time I see a harmless spider. Maybe.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Sara-Dombrosky/753663856 Sara Dombrosky

Seeing, I love spiders. They are amazing, and have use in the world. Only problem is the Hobo Spider. I nearly had a heart attack when I picked up a discarded piece of paper in the garage, the thing nearly charged me! Otherwise, mad love for spiders that can’t kill humans in a single bite.

http://twitter.com/natnie Natalie

I live in Australia. The spiders I get most often in my house can cause necrotising wounds if they bite you.
Forgive me if I kill them always, forever.

http://dbakeca.com Dbakeca Italia

Wtf? Where this anger come from?

http://www.facebook.com/M.M.Mohica Malachi Mojica

I LOVE YOU SPIDERR! I used to keep them in my desk at school…

Sympathy

So this time I was taking a shower.. And this spider was all trapped in the tub trying to get out and stay dry. Naturally, I kicked some water on him and he swished away. But he caught himself on the drain and held on. I ignored him for a minute or two.. He still was there, clinging for life. I felt bad for the bro, he deserved to live after 2 minutes of water smashing down on him. As I reached down to pick him up out of the drain, his arms gave out and he was swept away.. I will save every spider in the shower I can.

Haplo_10

unless they are black widows or brown recluses i pretty much welcome spiders in my home… either that or I take them back outside.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Amanda-Reynolds-Gregg/5823530 Amanda Reynolds-Gregg

This almost makes me feel bad for my arachnophobia.

Almost

Sdfgtyhjk

Whoa ,whoa this has gotten out of hand. Relax man

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YDA6NWJFDHVZ6JAWLN2K5B43EU obtuse

I love this.

Unicorn1986

i completely understand their place in the home but some spiders really should be let go like…the black widow, and any such poisonous spiders that like chasing you around your bed when you wake up to just go pee. lol but many other harmless spiders that stay away from you should stay in the home. little babies may not be the best if the babies are poisonous. i once took a shower with a million baby daddy long legs. i wasn’t afraid it was annoying though.

Hundred

We’re the real monsters aren’t we? : (

SenSe of HuMoR

You folks are hilarious!! LOL

SpiderGirl

Thanks! I love spiders, seriously, I love their cute fuzzy faces, awwwww… I wish they were the size of cats so I could cuddle with them

http://profiles.google.com/mathew.giljum Mathew Giljum

I didn’t know PETA was doing forced memes, too.

KIF

I prefer spiders over flies but I didn’t need a meme about it.

John45822

I do not get these! Like WTF they are not even the least bit funny!?!?¿

ocdtrekkie

This makes me feel so bad.

FaceBlast

this stream of comments holds great purpose in the universe

http://roma.bbakeca.com/bakeca-donna-cerca-uomo/roma-1 Donne Roma

Great post…not many people think about little creatures like spiders.

Tay

Guessing I’m the only person here who actually DOESN’T kill a spider on sight…they’re one of the few bugs that I know have a significant purpose in this world. They kill all the bugs that both annoy and are harmful to us humans. Keep on doing your thing little house spider. c:

Basbajo12

poor spidy

Basbajo12

Poor spidy

Shelbhan

Sadface……This just made me even more sensitive toward bugs! I always feel bad when I step on ants, and I yelled at my mom for killing one. Spiders are so misunderstood.

High Five? Anybody?

Why anypony would kill such beautiful and intricate creatures is beyond me.

Who am I?I’m Twilight Sparkle bitch.

Alexanderyana

I can’t believe you guys are so arrogant towards such a misunderstood creature…Do your research adm OWN one and you might think differently.

alexanderusuck

dude, spiders are gross. They carry bacteria, you eat on average 9 a year in your sleep, and I just flat out don’t want any creatures in MY house that I PAYED for. Has nothing to do with eating bugs.

Yv

I like spiders.

I just wish I could communicate with them and say, “Don’t bite me, stay out of my tub and bed, and we’ll be okay.”

I was bitten by a spider that crawled into my bed one night when I got up to go to the restroom. So that’s where that comes from.

http://twitter.com/doobiaus Craig Deubler

I take it you haven’t been introduced to our local “house spiders”? Meet Mr Funnel Web
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_funnel-web_spider

http://profile.yahoo.com/DELIIRUDPCAMEBMI2Z22PFLZSQ Tiffany

aaaawwww i will be nicer next time. well in fact im not the one that kills the bugs in my house not the Buddhist way ya know

AllTangledUp

this makes me sad!

http://www.facebook.com/lee.kronick Lee Kronick

Yes…and I have always been an advocate for spiders!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Laura-Tohill/819278698 Laura Tohill

I have always taken (or at least tried) to take the spiders I find in my home outside (though I admit to accidentally squishing a few of the delicate ones) I think they are really cool… also I have never been bit by a spider in all my years of playing in the woods and doing laundry in my moms spider filled basement. I think it’s because they know that I am not going to squash them

Mnatale1189

this was stupid

http://twitter.com/SeanNCullen Sean Cullen

This would be a helluva lot funnier if this was an actual house spider instead of a jumping spider.. Get your spiders straight, people!

Yuck!

Actually, after the female and male spider mate, the female spider eats him…
so…

Guest

soo.. trap them and bring them outside if you don’t want them in the house (understandable).. don’t kill them. they don’t mean harm.

Godfrey

I kinda feel sorry for the spider now… hahaha! Not that I kill them but throwing them out the house now doesn’t seem as humane as I originally thought

http://www.cheers4all.com/ Sanam Jaleel

OMG…but I have never bitten by such creature…

Crazy ManMan

I do not like spiders in my house for the sole reason that they go in my bed and bite me in my sleep, if they did not do that I would not mind them being around but I do not like to squish them either, I just put them outside instead (or try to).

KZbabyblue

thesee are funni… i have to say i feel bad for the spiders… its not their fault they are nasty but i also confess i killed one today…. o.O

Kharmatika

noooo! he’s just tryina help! i made friends with a spider just like him today.

FriskyDingo

I found a spider crawling across my hand when I was sleeping. And a dead one in my bed. But I don’t hate them nor do I want them dead D”:
I daw’ed like four times when I read this post! His four, big googly eyes staring into my soul are just…
precious.

Warps

In scotland they are harmless, I think there are a few that bite but I’ve never seen them in any home. I don’t mind them at all. They look weird but I love that. And yes they are on our side! Sadly my mum and sister don’t agree and I’ve killed many of them

Joyce

I like spiders

Jpdeanna

If I see one I will kill it, I used to set them outside until I learned that a house spider will not survive outside and I would be killing it slowly in a cruel way. I do this also because if I see it, my cats will see it, and they will not kill it quickly, they will torture the poor little thing. If they stay out of sight in corners etc. they can live, I don’t have problem with them. We do need population control though, one Momma can have a hundred babies! They are usually fine if they stay up off of the floors etc.

dont hate

how can you not feel remorse for the poor little things…look at them with their big eyes and little “arms” that make them look like they’re begging you…and they’re all fuzzy..

spiders have all the same attributes as cats except they have more legs and more eyes. and you don’t have to pay for the spiders. why you all hatin’ on ‘em?

I’m not being sarcastic. Just to be clear.

Sad

Holy shit this almost made me cry…….POOR SPIDERS

http://www.facebook.com/kananeona Sarah Goad

i hate spiders…. but this makes me think a little.

http://www.facebook.com/crbrownlee88 Chris Brownlee

I’ve been bitten by a spiders ants, stung by scorpions, bees. and eaten alive by mosquitoes. I didn’t die. In fact I’m fairly certain that I’ve been damaged worse by dog bites and cat scratches.The thing is Things with more than one set of eyes and 2 pairs of legs give me the Willies. seriously, Spiders are the most alien looking creature s on earth as far as humans are concerned, and people hate things that are different. It’s in our genes to want to kill them. is it right? no. it’s just the way we are.

Vidal Sassoon

hahaha that furniture polish one got me

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jag-Pop/100002139287511 Jag Pop

Had a friend spider. Actually it was kinda like a street person that just suddenly appeared out of nowhere knocking on my car window looking for spare change. Not really a friend spider. But it was good at hanging out.
Showed up one morning in the bathroom behind my shaver stand. The nightlight was right there and was attracting no-see-ums. Friend-spider was doing ok picking them off.
He didnt bother me and never budged even while I brushed my teeth and shaved. Really need to Google how well they can see, wonder if he was paying attention. I would greet him in the morning and then say “see you later” when I left for my commute. He was still there in the evening just hanging out in the same exact spot from ten hours earlier.
This went on for a few days but then he caught a big — no, BIG — housefly. Now he was like a street person that had set up a chaise chair on the sidewalk – couldn’t be ignored.
My wife always uses the master bathroom and only comes into my bathroom to tidy things up. No way was she going to not see the dangling housefly and my friend would then DEFINITELY be a floating castaway spinning in a whirlpool. Nope, she wouldn’t even ask me if this guy was my friend.

BunnyOle

LMAO LMAO DERP

picture of my favorite DERP spider

http://twitter.com/SgtFlex SgtFlex

If spiders could talk, then I would let them in. I’m not all about killing spiders, but black widows, I feel must die. Bad things have come from them.

DJ_Flapjack

I don’t kill spiders unless they look at me crossways. I ain’t gonna hurt a brother just for hustlin’ but if they get up in my face I’m like POW. Can’t blame him for wantin to eat bugs and shit but he can’t blame me for protecting my temple YA DIGG

http://www.facebook.com/brandon.davis.54 Brandon Davis

Last I checked there aren’t flies, mosquitoes, or termites in my room or the corners of my bathroom, yet they decide that is the best place to live.

Elizabeth

spiders are awesome. I never kill them intentionally.

ETabor96

This makes me laugh so hard! My mom is a spider fanatic and tells me and my sisters that they are helping with killing off mosquitos. They still creep me out but reading this makes me less scared when I see a spider. I just have to think of these memes and I won’t be scared as much. xD

http://www.facebook.com/maggie.harris.967 Maggie Harris

I always have to throw spiders out so my brother doesn’t kill them… Plus, I get worried that they won’t get enough food.

Occasionally I’ll name one in my room and let it stay, though

yochanan

The comment thread alone is priceless. Oh the Humanity of it all.

Snowraven

Spiders have always given me the jeebies but I respect them for what they do for us so I don’t kill them, I just eject them from my room when they occasionaly pop in. We have a big enough house for them to find somewhere else to spin their web. These are cute. I’m pretty sure if I had already decided not to kill spiders then this would have changed my mind about them.

http://www.facebook.com/noelle.echterling Noelle Renee Echterling

I really like spiders I really do, sometimes I pick them up to see them crawl over me and I giggle and I talk to them saying, “Hello Mr. Spider” and they just sit there looking at me with those cute lil eyes and then I put them back where I found them. Spiders are cool

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