Ultimate 90s Kids Quiz: Were you Alma, Wisconsin teenager Brian Stephens in 1997?

Brian Stephens

Everyone wants to prove themselves a real 90s kid these days, but there’s only one ultimate 90s kids quiz that will tell you if you were Brian Stephens, of Alma, WI, in 1997, and this is the one. Let’s put your knowledge to the test!

What was your favorite extreme breakfast cereal back in the day?
1. Urkel-Os all the way!
2. Wheaties Dunk-A-Balls, bro.
3. I’m more of a toast person.
4. French Toast Crunch or GTFO
What was your favorite cartoon show?
1. Ren And Stimpy is the only acceptable answer.
2. I don’t really watch a lot of cartoons.
3. X-Men, bro, come on.
4. ANIMANIACS 4-EVER
Where were you when Kevin Michelson fell and hit his head during gym class and had to go to the nurse’s office and everyone knows he totally got a boner when she checked him over?
1. Who?
2. Oh, dude, I was right there! I’m the one who told everyone, I was faking a cough at the time to get out of swim practice.
3. I was in class, but I totally heard all about it from Brian, dude was right there!
4. That whole thing was a total lie that ruined Kevin’s school life, whoever started that rumor should be ashamed of themselves.
Who did the sickest wheelie on their BMX right outside the movie theater just as Stephanie Turner was walking out from seeing Men In Black and just looked like a total badass?
1. Oh man, that was me, that was like the best thing I ever did!
2. Dude, a), she was seeing Titanic, and b) it was only like 10 feet. Sorry bro, I call it like I see it.
3. Yeah, right, like Stephanie Turner would look at Brian Stephens twice. Whatever.
4. I don’t really get this quiz. I actually thought this was Buzzfeed.
What rad 90s tune would get you all pumped up before a game?
1. “All Star” by Smashmouth! Can’t be down when you’re listening to that shit, yo.
2. “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba. It just…speaks to me.
3. At that time in my life? Probably something depressing like “Nothingman” by Pearl Jam, I don’t really watch sports.
4. "I Wish” by Skee-Lo. It’s inspiring yet relatable, like my dad.
Who really set fire to old man Mitchell’s barn that summer?
1. This sounds like a matter for the police. Seriously, WTF is this quiz???
2. I one hundred percent guaran-fucking-tee it was that shit Brian Stephens.
3. I swear man, if I knew, I would tell you. No, I don’t remember where I was, but it wasn’t there.
4. It…wait, did you already talk to Brian? Because he was at my place playing Nintendo that day, all day, and the night before, ask my mom.
Is your name Brian Stephens, and were you a teenager in 1997 while living in Alma, WI?
1. That’s not my name, but the rest is pretty darn close!
2. No. Just…no, none of that is accurate. Can you just tell me which Friends character I am and be done with it?
3. No way man, better get out of my face with that shit.
4. Yeah man!
What was your favorite 90s TV show?
1. Fresh Prince!
2. Freaks and Geeks.
3. The Simpsons, bro.
4. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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Ultimate 90s Kids Quiz: Were you Alma, Wisconsin teenager Brian Stephens in 1997?

What was your favorite extreme breakfast cereal back in the day?

What was your favorite cartoon show?

Where were you when Kevin Michelson fell and hit his head during gym class and had to go to the nurse’s office and everyone knows he totally got a boner when she checked him over?

Who did the sickest wheelie on their BMX right outside the movie theater just as Stephanie Turner was walking out from seeing Men In Black and just looked like a total badass?

What rad 90s tune would get you all pumped up before a game?

Who really set fire to old man Mitchell’s barn that summer?

Is your name Brian Stephens, and were you a teenager in 1997 while living in Alma, WI?

What was your favorite 90s TV show?

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