37 Pictures That Prove Russia Is The Weirdest Place On Earth

37 Pictures That Prove Russia Is The Weirdest Place On Earth

If you spend at least 75% of your waking life in front of a computer, you probably know that Russia is the country equivalent of the quiet kid in 3rd grade who made a sculpture out of his own boogers. Today, we look at forty hilariously bizarre pictures that all…

Halloween Horror With Ken M

Halloween Horror With Ken M

Who can forget celebrating autumn with my grandson? Watching him catch that first dead leaf on his tongue. Showing him how to skip bullfrogs across the pond. Teaching him how to catch and clean a decorative gourd. And most of all, forcing him to spend Halloween with his grandpa. Last…

How To Pick The Perfect Pumpkin

How To Pick The Perfect Pumpkin

Before you can pick the Perfect Pumpkin, you must know what the Perfect Pumpkin is. To know what it is, you must first know what it is not. The Perfect Pumpkin is Not: If the pumpkin you have picked has these qualities, it is probably not a pumpkin. Most likely,…

Become A Winner With Buddhism!

Become A Winner With Buddhism!

Are you a loser? Unemployed, broke, can’t remember the last time you had sex? I was the biggest loser I knew until last Wednesday, when I made an amazing discovery: Buddhism! Buddhism transformed me from a “lazy bum who never gets laid” into a “temporarily celibate spiritualist who’s taken a…

Popcorn Corner: “The Book of Life”

Popcorn Corner: “The Book of Life”

“The Book of Life” is an animated fantasy directed by Jorge Gutierrez, currently playing at the Carmike Cinema 5. Longtime readers will recall that this is my first column. What little I’d heard about “The Book of Life” was promising enough, as both critics and audiences alike seemed to agree…

Top Six Words In This Headline

Top Six Words In This Headline

Senior Runt Of The Web linguist Art Matt regales us with a ranking of words.

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