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1 Proven Unreliable

Constantly prove yourself as an unreliable person. This is the first, and most important step in the process of becoming overlooked. Being a bridesmaid comes with a lot of responsibility, from helping plan the bridal shower to showing up on time for the engagement party.

That all sounds like work, and you definitely don’t want to be doing any of that, not in all that taffeta anyway. Making brunch plans? Be sure to set a time three hours before you actually wake up. Proving yourself as a flaky, or even incompetent person will guarantee you a pass on participating in the big day.