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6 Make It About You

Always make everything about you. As the wedding is assumed to be one of the most important days of a bride’s life, taking that attention away from her and onto you is essential in distancing yourself from being included in the wedding.

One-upping on good news is always a good way to establish oneself as the center of attention, as is crying, maintaining a pattern of only dating emotionally abusive assholes, frequent use of the phrase “What’s that supposed to mean?” and/or getting engaged. To who? Doesn’t matter!