Hit the ← and → keys or swipe to go to other images
8 Lifelong Resentment

Do your part in building a lifelong resentment. A bridal party is comprised of friends and family that have been there through thick and thin, people she knows are looking out for her best interests, and are always happy to see her succeed along life’s journey.

By attempting to do whatever is within your power to fuck up her life, on at least one occasion, you’re guaranteed a seated spot out there with those uncles from Florida. Sure, maybe she would have perfect for that one job, but I guess no one will ever know, will they?