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How he would have died: Cruise finally takes his love of Scientology too far by grinding the remains of L. Ron Hubbard into a fine powder and snorting it through a rolled up twenty dollar bill. Tom immediately goes into convulsions and chokes on his own tongue.
Who we would trade him for: David Huddleston