7 Easy Ways To Feel Smug And Superior This Earth Day

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Burnt Toilet

Flushing the toilet wastes precious water, so to be a good citizen of Earth and spend the day refusing to poop. Update your Facebook page constantly about how hard it is to keep the poop inside you, but how good you feel for knowing you’re really making a difference. But mostly how hard it is to keep the poop inside you.