7 Easy Ways To Feel Smug And Superior This Earth Day

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Refuse to become Chalchiuhtotolin, the Aztec god of plague and pestilence, or to use your powerful sorcery to spread disease and pollution throughout the world of man, tempting all humans to self destruction and bringing about the end of times. Instead, binge watch Say Yes To The Dress in your pajamas. Some may say you’re doing too much at this point, but hey, this is your planet too, damn it.