7 Easy Ways To Feel Smug And Superior This Earth Day

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Don’t chop down any trees, and make sure to keep a diary of how many trees you haven’t chopped down. Once you reach 1,000 trees, send the tome to a publisher so you can be hailed as a brave icon of environmental activism. Enjoy seeing all the trees you didn't kill turned into hardcover copies of your book after you decline an eBook deal. What are you, a hack?