Thirty Of The Funniest Louis CK Quotes Ever

If there’s a person on this planet funnier than Louis CK, we haven’t found them. His aptitude for raunchy yet on-point observations combined with his love for making furious JO motions makes him the perfect comedian for the 21st century. For your terrible amusement, we amassed the thirty funniest Louis CK quotes ever:

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Funny Louis CK Quotes On His Looks

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On Hating Your Phone

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On Starbucks

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On Being Bored

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On Optimism With Dating

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On "Minorities"

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On Needing To Text All The Time

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Funny Louis CK Quotes: On Girls Versus Boys

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On Human Nature

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Funniest Louis CK Quotes: On Romance

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On When The Meal Is Over

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On His Body

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On Money

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On War

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On White People Problems

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Funniest Louis CK Quotes: On His Hilarious Daughter

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On How His Brain Works

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Louis CK On What Fairness Means

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On Being An Asshole

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On Being Fat

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On America's Attitude About Everything

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On God

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On Gay Marriage

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On Bacon

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On Women

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On Failure

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On Jacking It

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When The Meal Is Over

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On Taking The Lord's Name

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On Laughing At Terrible Things

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